Coming soon: If You Dare, Bite Me Again; Young Master Lu Has Lived Two Lives; Young Master Jiang Lost His Memory and Got His Rival's Baby
[Blurb]
Chao Chen, the celebrated young heir of Haishi, was handsome, charming, funny, and a towering two meters tall.
Then one day, he transmigrated into the body of the eldest son of the Chao family, a poor little thing with neither father nor mother.
Not only was he abused by his stepmother for years, he was also a severely disabled little man, barely five inches tall?!
All skin and bones, shaped like a dwarf.
Chao Chen: "..." Please let me die and go back, thanks!!
Tong Zhan: "Big Brother, time for your medicine!"
Chao Chen stared at the little brat who slowly approached, holding a steaming bowl of medicine. "..."
Holy crap!! Is this little brat trying to kill him while he's sick?!
Ever since the little brat started following him around, his skin had gotten fairer, his complexion rosier, and he just kept getting prettier.
Chao Chen was deeply gratified and proud.
One day, the little brat suddenly stood in front of him and declared righteously, "Big Brother Chao, I'll protect you!"
"..." Am I seventy or eighty? Or have I lost the strength to wield a knife?
Chao Chen tilted his head up, facing the back of Tong Zhan's head.
Damn! He's just too short!!!
To restore his authority as a husband, he first had to build up his strength.
Weightlifting x 200
Push-ups x 500
Sit-ups x 1,000
[Reading Guide]
* Entirely fictional setting, daily life of a couple working hard together, with a heartwarming tone
* Seme-focused story, told from the seme's point of view
* A light and humorous style. There are court intrigues later on, but they don't affect the leads' farming life
* I drew the cover myself. Please don't roast it if it's bad.
[Next story: The Sickly One's Guide to Self-Rescue, also known as Spoiling My Ugly Husband]
Sickly gong x unhinged shuang'er [Like it? Give it a favorite~~~]
Blurb:
In his previous life, Liu Xianting was a sickly man. After finally getting into medical school, he thought he could defy fate, but then he transmigrated and was still sickly.
He died of a heart attack, while the original body's owner died... of shock during a marriage arranged to bring him good luck???
In Mandarin Duck City, men, women, and shuang'er all considered a strong build beautiful and being thin ugly.
Eighteen years ago, the original body's father borrowed fifty taels of silver from someone, with a marriage contract as collateral. Eighteen years later, when the other party heard that Liu Xianting was a sickly man close to the grave, they sent their unloved concubine-born son to marry into the Liu family and bring good fortune.
The concubine-born son, Feng Qihan, had skin as white as snow, alluring eyes, a slender waist, and a slim figure. He was so ugly he was a once-in-a-century, rare sight.
And so, a joyous wedding turned into a funeral, and the original body's owner said goodbye to this world for good
Bro, have a safe journey~~~ (waves a handkerchief)
Liu Xianting, the lucky man who inherited the mess, happily took Feng Qihan's little hand and said, "I like you just the way you are, ugly and all!"
[Short scene]
Q: What was your first impression of the other person?
Liu Xianting (covering his face as he coughs): A lecher.
Feng Qihan (smiling): I can't describe it.
Q: Why can't you describe it?
Liu Xianting (acting cute): Xiao Qi~~~ Spare your husband a little dignity.
Feng Qihan (raising an eyebrow): Then tonight, I get to decide.
Liu Xianting (clutching his heart): Fine, just don't make it too intense!!
Reading Guide:
* The shou is a little unhinged; the story leans toward sweet romance
* Includes childbirth. If that's not your thing, you may want to skip it
Theme: Don't surrender to fate. Work hard to change yourself and become a better person!
Begging for a collection~~ 1. The new article "Self-Rescue Guide for Sick Rice Plants" on nitrogen fixation continues to be serialized... 2. Phantom Nitrogen's "Bite Me Quickly" new article is being updated soon... 3. Nitrogen fixation "Salted Fish Soaring Strategy", please pre-accept it~ 4. The current version of "Excessive Throbbing", please accept it in advance~
Let me go, this ending is so difficult to wait for. Congratulations to Lao Chao for your consummation~~
"Beyond scientific explanation..." This is a big bug for the author~ Wrong sentence, if it goes beyond the limit, then there is no need to go beyond it.
Lao Chao pointed the Gatling at the author's head, "Hurry up and update, either send me back, or send my wife and children over, or you will be gone!"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~
This title comes from the fact that the child is not Lao Chao's, hahaha
The main text has been completed. New articles are available in advance. Click on the column to view them. Continuing article: "Favoring the Ugly Husband", also known as "Marrying the Ugly Husband", the sick man's attack × the crazy criticism of Shuang'er Pre-released article: "Wandering Flying Immortal" Waste Attack × Salted Fish Shou "The God of Ghosts" The cold ghost × the handsome God of God
I almost forgot about Vice General Li, but I didn't expect that he was actually the murderer...
Lao Chao said: If you keep doing this, you will wither! Hahaha
Lao Dese. Chao: I eat soft food and I am proud~~