This Incarnation Won't Behave, So Just Give It a Good Fucking [Book Transmigration]

Also known as: "When Your Incarnation Won't Behave, Just Give Him a Beating," "When Your Incarnation Won't Behave, Just Flirt With Him," and "When Your Incarnation Won't Behave, Just Give Him a Cuddle"...

A thousand years ago, the Daoist Venerable Shen Jingxian created an incarnation who became the Demon Venerable. The two followed the script, "at each other's throats," for centuries, maintaining the balance of the three realms.

A thousand years later, Shen Jingxian emerged from seclusion.

His "mortal enemy," the Demon Venerable, sneaked over to see him. Blushing slightly, he said, "Daoist Venerable Jingxian, I have feelings for you."

Shen Jingxian: "..."

He'd only dozed off for a moment. How had his own incarnation seemingly lost his mind?

Everyone in the three realms knew that the Demon Venerable Ji Zhongning had fallen in love with the Daoist Venerable Shen Jingxian, and had withdrawn his troops from the deadly border between the immortal and demon realms for his sake.

The Demon Venerable abandoned his usual domineering ways. He followed the Daoist Venerable around all day, fussing over him and taking devoted care of him.

Some looked down on his behavior, but even they praised his deep devotion.

Only Shen Jingxian knew what Ji Zhongning was really up to.

After falling asleep, Shen Jingxian, whose soul was linked to his incarnation's, heard the following:

"Ajiu, he looks so much like you."

"...No one has ever looked more like you." Tears welled in the incarnation's eyes, his expression sorrowful.

The next moment, his expression turned vicious. "Shen Jingxian is the one who hurt you. Ajiu, I'll make him pay a hundredfold!"

The Daoist Venerable, whose Daoist title was Jingxian and whose real name was Shen Jiu, twitched at the corner of his mouth.

His incarnation really did have something wrong with his head!

Much, much later, Shen Jingxian discovered that his incarnation wasn't the only one with something wrong with his head. The whole three realms were just as bad...

Basically, the Demon Venerable took a blow to the head and lost his memories, mistaking the cheesy, melodramatic script written by the Daoist Venerable himself for his own life story.

The Demon Venerable tries to avenge his "beloved," but somehow finds himself drawn to the Daoist Venerable. Cue all kinds of melodrama!

1. The Daoist Venerable is the strongest fighter around and isn't afraid to take on a crowd.

2. Sweet, sweet, sweet. A fake "chasing-his-husband-to-the-crematorium" story.

3. He really does transmigrate into a book. This will be explained later.

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