[Prehistoric] Start with a Butcher's Knife

Jiang Yao: Once in the wild, gods and demons were fighting outside. As a mortal, I could only stay at home, guard the restaurant I ran, and wait silently for diners to come. I didn't dare to step out of the room at all. The ancient world was so big, but I could only huddle in a hotel. I shrunk for hundreds of thousands of years, which is comparable to a mysterious tortoise. The first customer who entered the store, after a bowl of hot isatis root instant noodles, went crazy. He picked up the ax on the wall and shouted, I want to open the sky, I want to prove the truth with my strength... The second customer who entered the store had a bowl of spicy red barbecue skewers, sparks kept coming out of her mouth, and she sprayed half of the world into a crematorium... Jiang Yao is a food lover who strives to become a chef, but her talent is limited. A lighthearted, funny and brainless food article, please don't be too strict! Please give me advance notice: "A Daddy Falls from the Sky" After the true daughter returned, her adoptive father said that he would still treat Jian Mo as a family member and take care of her. Jian Mo: Child bride? Thank you for the invitation... Adoptive father: The whole family is poor, and you are waiting to suffer all the hardships. The new home has only four walls. My father: My father has no ability. He is very old and he is still just a street sweeper. However, don't worry, my daughter, I just pick up garbage to make money to support my family. Mother: My daughter, my mother is the cooking aunt, who has worked in the workplace canteen for most of her life. Jian Mo holds a huge sum of money: How about you resign, I will take care of this family. Parents: OK. My father was frustrated: My daughter, the Jade Emperor refused to give me any excuses, saying that I was the only cleaner in heaven, and without me heaven would become a garbage dump. Mother: The King of Hell didn't approve. The little ghosts are waiting to drink Meng Po soup and be reincarnated. He said they can't do it without me. Jian Mo: The old Versailles... Jian Mo, who awakened the powerful gene of his father's broom star, began to have bad luck one after another. One day, my father brought a dog back and said, "Daughter, this is the Roaring Dog. He has the purple energy of Lord Erlang. If you hold him and eat and sleep with him for three months, I guarantee that all bad luck will disappear." One day, my mother looked at the red chain on which her daughter was holding the dog, with a complicated expression. Po Meng: Actually, your dad used to be a Yue Lao. Jian Mo: What? Po Meng: Your father is a fool who lures dogs into the house. Pre-collection of "I am in love with the halo of the boss" Qian Qian was sent down by the boss of the system, and the system asked her to participate in a love reality show to increase her exposure. Pd: How many relationships have you had? Qian Qian: 0...... PD^Sorry, we are a love reality show with exes. Qian Qian: The single dog received ten thousand points of malice. One day later, Qian Qian signed up for the show with her newly released ex-boyfriend who had a one-night stand. One day ago: Qian Qian spent a lot of money to get a man to have an in-depth understanding of him in the hotel. (I memorized each other's personal information for a day and a night) First day of stay. Under the influence of President Qian Qianba's halo, the female guests all sent her text messages with their hands. The male guests across from each other stared at each other all night, but no text message came. The director team changed the rules overnight. Text messages from male and female guests can only be sent to the opposite sex. Female guest: No, we just want to give Qian Qian. The next day Qian Qian dragged all the male guests into the gym, and the male guests immediately sent her text messages that night. Qian Qian: I am a text message harvester. Male guest: No, we don't want to post it at all. The male guest accused Qian Qian of his evil deeds with the directing team overnight. Qian Qian: Men, you successfully caught my attention. Completed "I rely on Gou to prove the Tao" Mission: Starting a business is not easy, persistence is victory!