After the real daughter returned, Jian Mo, the fake daughter who occupied the magpie's nest, was kicked out of the Jian family and lived on the streets. Everyone was laughing at her.
My father searched the house and found only a few coins. He went out dejectedly, saying he wanted to borrow some from a friend.
My mother was originally cooking a sumptuous dinner, but there was only a pot of clear soup in the kitchen, so she had to borrow some food from Uncle Zhao next door.
Jian Mo squeezed the million-dollar bank card in his hand and prepared to hand it over.
My father: His Majesty is also a poor man. He doesn't have any money, and he asked me to help him take out the garbage.
Jian Mo glanced at the so-called garbage, it was shiny, round and jade-like, the best elixir...
Dad: God of Wealth only has gold ingots, no banknotes, and has to go to the bank to exchange them, which is really troublesome.
Jian Mo was blinded by the basketball-sized Jin Yuanbao.
My biological mother was carrying a basket of immortal green vegetables and spiritual chicken, "Old Zhao is a nice guy. He said he would come over to cook. Another day I will ask Niu Tou Ma Nian to give him a massage to loosen his muscles and bones."
Jian Mo could clearly see Uncle Zhao next door, Lord Stove? I can't take out the bank card in my hand.
The broom star, who was worried about his daughter's marriage, asked Erlang Shen to analyze the candidates.
Father: Nie Hui is known as the nation's husband and he looks good.
Erlang Shen looked down upon him: He can't do it... He really can't do it...
Father: Fu Jingtian comes from a family of traditional Chinese medicine and is proficient in medical skills...
Erlang Shen gritted his teeth: He is too stingy.
My biological father: Gong Sheng is a top idol and childhood sweetheart with Jian Mo...
Erlang Shen gnashed his teeth: He is timid and afraid of ghosts.
Father: Hey, could you please help me introduce some heavenly bachelors to you?
Erlangshen is happy: father-in-law.
Note: True and false are not mutually exclusive!
Father: Broomstick; Mother: Po Meng, cp: Erlang Shen
Pre-collection of "I am in love with the halo of the boss"
Qian Qian is in trouble and is bound to Boss Ba's system, asking her to participate in a romance show and win the heart of the heroine in the show.
Director: It's been a week since it started airing, so I'm just signing up now. You think the program team is your home, you can come whenever you want.
Qian Qian: Just my family's one? How much does it cost to buy a program set?
Director: If you can afford it, buy it. The naming fee is 20 million.
After a while, Qian Qian came back with a frown, "It's too troublesome to just buy a program group. I simply bought your company. It's really cheap, only 200 million."
Director: ... Dad Qian, I don't want to work hard anymore.
The crew of "Swap Love" forcefully inserted a female fifth, who walked towards the four male guests with her peerless beauty. The respective CP fans were extremely nervous, fearing that she would dismantle the CP with her bare hands.
She really tore it down, tore it down.
Since Qian Qian arrived, the four male guests' mobile phones gradually lost signal and gradually lost their smiles.
[I thought Qian Qian was here to rob the actor, but I didn't expect that he was here to rob the female goose.
[The second daughter of the Sea King has forgotten to raise fish since Qian Qian arrived.
[The third Buddhist girl occupied the kitchen just to stay with Qian Qian for one more minute.
[I feel sorry for the male guests this season, what did they do wrong!
Pre-release 2 "Sword Master's best fortune is to act like a spoiled child"
Yunqi accidentally transformed into the vicious female supporting character of a fairy tale.
As soon as she walked in, she was thrown into a wave of hundreds of thousands of beasts by the heroine's suitors, and was trampled to death. When he was about to die, the Immortal Lord descended from heaven and destroyed the sky with one sword, killing hundreds of thousands of monsters!
The two of them looked at each other, and Yun Qiyu stepped forward and hugged the sword master's thigh, kneeling to beg to accept him as his disciple.
The sword master was half-smiling, half-cool, and half-painful. He walked towards her casually, suddenly knelt down, hugged her legs, and cried, "Little fairy, the monsters are so scary. They scared the Lun family to death."
Yun Qi: "..." Are your words worthy of the hundreds of thousands of monsters that died tragically?
From then on, Yun Qi had a weirdo next to her who always acted coquettishly at her.
In the sect competition, the sword master defeated the heroine's harem with one against ten, killing the heroine's harem in three moves.
While everyone was in shock, Sword Lord jumped off the ring, pointed at the blood on his body, and said aggrievedly to Yun Qi, "Ouch, I'm hurt, it hurts so much!"
Yunqi: Mosquitoes bite so much blood
Jian Zun, the most powerful person in cultivating immortals, is cold and aloof, suffering from an incurable disease of facial paralysis. Suddenly one day he recovered from his illness, and his brain was bound by the most fatal system for a coquettish man.
Sword Master: Haha, let me be a weirdo and dream.
System: Act coquettishly to Yunqi once a day and be rewarded with sword tempering once!
The Poor Ghost Sword Lord looked at Yunqi humbly: Rich woman, you are hungry, you need food.
Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance
Ah, another unfinished one?
I thought I could save her(?;;`)