[Jujutsu Kaisen] Lord Sukuna Is Kind, Friendly, and Good-Natured

I'm Ryomen Sukuna. Yeah, the one you're thinking of.

I'm kind-hearted (meaning I scare everyone I meet), sincere and friendly (meaning I kill all the Jujutsu Sorcerers who come to seal me), and passionate about public service (meaning I dump bodies wherever). Everyone should show me respect and call me "Lord" (People: Lord my ass!!!)

All right, enough of that. First I'll scatter the ashes of the little punk who dared swallow my finger, then eat that white-haired Jujutsu Sorcerer, and then come back and kill you.

#Characters are wildly out of character!!!

#There will be a heavily altered version of Lord Sukuna's past.

#I've given up on making Lord Sukuna a decent person! (cheerfully.jpg)

#Wait, don't go! The plot is still decent!!! Lord Sukuna is also way more decent than in the original!!!

#My writing is pretty bad, so please be kind.

Theme: The neighborly Lord is friendly and kind