When Qin Yu wakes up, he has been thrown into a deadly escape game.
A skinless monster is chasing him from the front, while a BOSS is refining players into strange insects behind him...
The players collectively break down: So we're just here to deliver takeout to monsters, then?
The players scream, "A demon's coming! Run!"
Qin Yu runs while staring at the demon's twisted, mutilated form. His professional instincts kick in on the spot:
Looking like that really hurts the dungeon's image.
[The System has approved the player's request]
And so...
I, with my little makeup artist skill, became a corpse beautician in an escape game (^^)
[The Executioner Whose Eyes Were Gouged Out]
Qin Yu: Your features have a good foundation. I'll give you a pair of peach blossom eyes, buy one, get one free.
[The Formless, Shadowless Wraith]
Qin Yu: I'll make you a body to live in forever. No more scaring people.
The BOSS, blind for a hundred years, sees the light again and retires on the spot.
The demon, tormented all its life, is cured of its affliction and thanks him with tears in its eyes.
The terrified players coast to victory and worship Qin Yu like a living Buddha.
No matter how creepy the dungeon is, he can renovate it into a civilized tourist attraction.
Qin Yu happily counts his points: That's professional dedication (^^)
Later, the players catch him for an interview:
"How do you get a perfect ending every time, big shot?"
Qin Yu calmly replies: Luck, skill, intelligence,
plus an otherworldly teammate with overwhelming combat power and explosive germophobia who indulges me anyway.
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When Qin Yu first meets Qing Qing, he thinks the man is as cold as porcelain unearthed from an ancient tomb.
Handsome, sure, but aloof and germophobic, he seems impossible to approach.
Until Qin Yu starts patching up a demon right there,
and the deity beside him furrows his brows, looking like he wants to say, "Stay away from me,"
but when a monster charges over, he immediately pulls Qin Yu behind him and takes all the damage himself.
Wasn't he supposed to be a deranged evil god?
Only later does Qin Yu realize that the man's most deranged evil thought isn't to destroy the world,
but his undisguised, impossible-to-hide possessiveness toward him.
He thinks anyone who comes within a meter of him is filthy,
but he can endure his severe germophobia and catch Qin Yu right after he's finished "beautifying a corpse."
He thinks even looking at others is bad luck,
but to Qin Yu, he simply says, "Don't move. I'll do it."
His heart surges like a tsunami, again and again, and never settles down.
[While working in dungeons, I ended up bringing home the strongest germophobic deity as my lifetime reward]
Aloof germophobe, shamelessly biased protector, human nuclear weapon gong x sharp-tongued prankster, beauty master, ordinary person with the highest combat potential shou
Dungeon One: Secret Village in Western Hunan (Complete)
Their bodies become feed, their eyes become offerings. Explore the mysterious corpse pit in Western Hunan.
In the Peach Abyss Secret Realm, three pasts culminate in a grand dream of revenge.
Dungeon Two: Olfactory Obsession (Ongoing)
Can you smell my fragrance? Please eat me.
I fell in love with the person I killed. It's a secret.
Dungeon Three: The Sincerity App
A sincerity detection app appears out of nowhere. Anyone who downloads it can tell whether the person they're talking to is lying. The app has a ranking system, and every week the top liar is publicly executed on livestream.
Dungeon Four: The Silent Factory
The factory director forbids employees from speaking on the assembly line. Anyone who disobeys dies in a grotesquely mutated state.
Dungeon Five: Call from the Earth's Core
They hear hateful words coming from the Earth's core. Monsters are born from the magma, and humanity is no longer the planet's master.
Reader's Notes:
1. The gong is neither a mere background character nor a fragment. He has amnesia, and they're currently tackling dungeons together.
2. 1v1, both are strong and devoted, with a slow-burn romance.
3. Golden finger plus deduction, with a protagonist who grows over time. Lots of original worldbuilding! The plot focuses on the real world, but please don't relate it to real life (important).
4. Firm believer in happy endings. They choose each other, and the CP has to be sweet!
Theme: In the end, they are still together
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