Tang Leshan died during a rescue mission. After his death, he entered a melodramatic novel and was bound to a [Good Luck] System. As long as he followed the System's instructions, he could live a safe and prosperous life.
Tang Leshan: Is that really a thing?
In the original story, Tang Leshan's role was a disposable character who died saving someone. The person he saved was the most powerful villain in the book, a ruthless, bloodthirsty killer who stabbed the protagonist to death with a single sword thrust, causing the world to collapse.
System prompt: Host, please leave the person to die.
Tang Leshan: ...Sorry, I already saved him.
The villain was still a minor, unloved by his father and mother, and nearly kidnapped. In the future, his fellow disciples would ostracize him, and his master would poison him, leaving him mute and blind...
How could Tang Leshan ignore all that?
His nine years of compulsory education wouldn't allow it!
*
When Xing Lian opened his eyes again, he had returned to his most helpless teenage years.
His immense power was sealed inside his frail body. This was Heaven's punishment.
Xing Lian: Hah.
He would just slaughter them all again, and let Heaven watch!
But then he met Tang Leshan.
His past life replayed before him, just as it had before. The difference was that this time, Tang Leshan was always standing in front of him.
When he was in danger, Tang Leshan said, "Don't be afraid. I'm here."
When people falsely accused him, Tang Leshan said, "Without evidence, that's just slander. They should apologize!"
When everyone turned against him, Tang Leshan said, "A Lian, I'll always be on your side."
What could Xing Lian do?
He could only hide the sword that had slaughtered the Three Realms.
If Tang Leshan wanted to become an immortal, he would become one too.
If Tang Leshan wanted to become a demon, he would join him.
---Bonus Scene---
Tang Leshan was deeply gratified. Thanks to the care of socialism, Xing Lian had grown into a refined, peerless immortal, noble and radiant.
That is, until Xing Lian cornered him inside the Cloud Palace.
Xing Lian emanated an unfamiliar, dangerous aura as he approached one step at a time. "Senior Brother, when exactly do you intend to cultivate dual cultivation with me?"
Tang Leshan: ???
How was this not going according to plan?
He backed away repeatedly, then came up with an idea in the nick of time. "What's the point of dual cultivation? Why don't we recite the core socialist values again?"
Notes:
1. A bold, irreverent shou x a cool, queenly gong. The shou transmigrates into a book, and the gong is reborn. The shou did good deeds in his past life and gets to coast through this one. A lighthearted story.
2. The gong is physically twelve when he first appears, but mentally over a hundred. The romance only starts once he's an adult. They're each other's first.
3. This isn't a serious cultivation novel. The setting is all made up, and cultivation is just the backdrop. At heart, it's a sweet little romance.
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"The Villain Begs Me to Win Him Over After I Turn into a Cat [Book Transmigration]"
Su Jingcheng transmigrated into a book.
The System assigned him the task of [Winning Over the Villain].
Looking down at his little paws, Su Jingcheng said, "Meow? Meow meow?"
Are you messing with me?
*
Chu Zhao was the crown prince of the Yun Dynasty. Everyone said he was born cruel, but no one knew about his problem: he could hear other people's thoughts.
He'd been plagued by it ever since he was a child.
Especially since people kept calling him a villain and trying to win him over.
Chu Zhao: .
I'll kill them all.
He wanted some peace and quiet, but then another person trying to win him over showed up.
It was a tiny kitten.
Chu Zhao sneered and waited.
But all he heard every day was:
[The villain is so scary.]
[I can't do this, I really can't. I'm just a little kitten!]
[He's already killed several people. Does he really need to kill one more?]
[Maybe I should run away!]
Chu Zhao: ...
He silently took out a strip of dried fish and watched the kitten cautiously approach.
Chu Zhao seized the chance to stroke the kitten's head.
Is it really so hard to win me over?
*
Later, word spread that the crown prince loved cats and insisted on eating and sleeping with one every day. People kept sending cats to the Eastern Palace, but they were all sent back.
But Su Jingcheng still wanted to run away.
He had a secret: he could turn into a human.
The villain might not kill cats, but he did kill people!
Su Jingcheng packed up some dried fish, picked the right moment, and headed for the dog hole.
But he ran straight into Chu Zhao's foot.
Chu Zhao picked him up and sighed as he stroked his fur.
"You change back into a human in my arms every night. Don't worry, I don't mind."
Su Jingcheng: !
Chu Zhao smiled and gave his little paw another squeeze.
"Have you forgotten your mission? Are you really giving up?"
Su Jingcheng: !!!
The sky was falling. The villain knew everything!
Theme: Whether you're in hardship or prosperity, stay calm and never stop thinking.
Running Away Pregnant, Then Returning with a Child to Meet Their Dad
My Master Is Too Good at Flirting [Reborn]
It's Finally My Turn to Be the Substitute [Book Transmigration]
What Should I Do About My Brother Loving Me Too Much?
Why Do I Always Blush?
You Can Kiss Me, But Could You Please Not Bite? [Entertainment Industry]
Relentlessly Pursuing the Campus Heartthrob [Reborn]
Stocking the Scumbag Pond in a Dog-Blood Novel
My Wife Is Loaded
I Stole My Nemesis's White Moonlight
I Absolutely Refuse to Divorce [Showbiz]
What Should I Do About the Rich Beauty Secretly Crushing on Me?
I really want to watch "Master, he is too flirtatious"_(:з∠)_
So the "Son of Heaven" thing about the protagonist is just a joke, and why the ancestor said the protagonist is very familiar to me. I thought the protagonist was a local aborigine who traveled to the earth and now returns or something. There is no explanation, why the system has been sleeping for so long, why the protagonist possessed the ancestor, and where the ancestor went. In fact, I feel that it would be better to explain clearly.
A super perfect ending that is rare in a century π_π
This is a sweet book! That book with the sweet text written on it when I was a boy back to Xian Zun is not sweet at all!
The plot after the coma was confusing, and Uncle Wen's resurrection was weird.
Before I felt comatose for 300 years, I followed the outline. From the relationship between characters to the advancement of events, it was all step-by-step. Each character also had a relatively three-dimensional image. After 300 years, the new plot started to fall apart, and there was no foreshadowing for the new characters. The relationship between the characters is flat and straightforward, and the plot conflicts are not only weakened but also seem simple. Uncle Wen's line is suddenly added in the extra story, and Uncle Wen also has a system and becomes Wen Aotian, but the role of the systematic Uncle Wen is only to promote their marriage ∑(￣□￣;)
I want to see Shangguan Zheng and Meng Bai. (Deep feeling)
It's okay!! We can go to a certain place to expand it in detail! Dog head
I have traveled to many places, and I am still the same you as before.
Not bad! The story is really ups and downs, bittersweet and salty.