Please add my new comedic novel, An Anti-Grind BL Top and a Sand Fox's Marriage Pact, to your to-read list!
Novel blurb:
"You think I'm on the first level, but I'm actually in the stratosphere."
[Second Level]
During the broadcast of Who's the Newcomer?, an ugly photo said to be an old picture of one of the contestants made the rounds. Everyone was astonished: Two moles at the corners of his eyes? Isn't that An Mang, the one whose fans are always shouting that he's the visual center?
Haters seized the chance to trend the accusation: Your precious idol really did get plastic surgery!
A fellow contestant made a snide remark: There's nothing wrong with getting plastic surgery.
An Mang didn't react at all.
The next day, in the Rap Solo round, An Mang wrote a diss track about the doctored ugly photo and took first place for that round. The fellow contestant, who had started out as a rapper, turned livid. The haters still wouldn't back down: You call that rap? That was awful!
But famous underground rappers all said the same thing: I want to invite you to join my label.
The haters: ?
As soon as An Mang tried acting, he landed the male lead in a hit drama. The haters said: He doesn't deserve such good opportunities!
Then he was nominated for Best Actor.
The haters: ...
The show that had attacked An Mang was investigated for rigging the competition and taken off the air. An entertainer who had ostracized him was exposed for misconduct and had their career collapse.
One day, the haters and sasaeng fans joined forces to dig up information about "An Mang," only to find:
No such person existed.
[Fifth Level]
Xiao Caiyu felt he had hit rock bottom.
After two years since his debut, he was still unknown. An actor with mediocre skills and a huge following on set mocked him for being washed up, and during a break, he discovered that his new boyfriend was embroiled in a dating rumor with a female star.
Then Meng Qingrong, a celebrated screenwriter, suddenly appeared before him.
He asked: Do you want to play the lead?
He became a character written by Meng Qingrong, and from then on gained opportunities beyond anything he'd dared hope for, as well as fake scandal stories he'd never imagined. With supporters and haters locked in a fierce contest, he surged ahead and became the entertainment industry's new star, "An Mang."
When the haters bared their claws, Xiao Caiyu played cards with Meng Qingrong, unconcerned: They're insulting An Mang. What does that have to do with me, Xiao Caiyu?
[Stratosphere]
Late at night, Xiao Caiyu pressed his index finger to Meng Qingrong's lips. Shh
We're accomplices, after all.
A dramatic, handsome actor top x a troublemaking, big-shot screenwriter bottom
PS:
1. Both leads have exes
2. Everyone pulls outrageous stunts
3. No real-life inspirations
4. The setting is entirely made up. If anything doesn't make sense, I made it up
Upcoming novel blurb (short version)
In the City of BL Novels, you can only move out of your single room and gain the right to live in the mixed-gender district after finding a partner.
But the BL district is currently caught in a fierce rat race. When the average height of tops has been driven up to 1.9 meters, Jiang You, CEO of a nationwide bubble tea chain, angrily threw down his sweet-and-satisfying KPI: "I'm done competing! I'm out!"
After giving up on the rat race, Jiang You unexpectedly encountered... a sand fox.
Yu Xiu: I can only stay human all the time once I've found a partner.
Yu Xiu: I'm not going to act cute. I've already decided to be a sand fox for the rest of my life.
Jiang You slapped his forehead, struck by an idea: How about we get married on paper? Then I can live in the mixed-gender district, and you can be human.
They hit it off and immediately got their marriage license and moved out of their single rooms.
The next day, a young man with striking features and a cool, aloof expression said to him: Let's discuss the rent.
Jiang You: ?
Can sand foxes really look this good in human form?
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After signing the marriage agreement, Yu Xiu said: I hope we can respect each other's space and live together peacefully.
On the first day, a cup of bubble tea appeared on the dining table.
Jiang You: It's a new drink. Could you try it and give me your feedback?
Yu Xiu: Since you need feedback, I'll help you out.
Then he drank every last drop.
On the tenth day, a fruit drink appeared on the dining table.
Jiang You: It's a new drink.
Yu Xiu: Well, I suppose I can try it.
On the nth day.
There hadn't been any bubble tea for a whole week!
Yu Xiu finally couldn't hold back. Biting his lip, he peeked around the door of the top's studio.
Yu Xiu: Are you... not making any new drinks?
Yu Xiu: It's definitely not because I want to drink some! It's just... a bubble tea shop should put out new drinks regularly...
A lazy, well-off CEO top who refuses to join the rat race x a tsundere sand fox bottom who loves sweets and really is a handsome man (top's point of view)
[See the author's column for the full blurb]
Theme: Don't follow the crowd blindly or repeat what others say
I have never seen any entertainment industry articles on this topic. To be honest, it is quite interesting. But while this kind of people are enjoying themselves, they don't let people think deeply about it. In this era of fast information we live in, just a rumor can be the last straw that breaks a person's life! Mark Twain once said: While truth is still putting on its shoes, lies are already traveling around the world. The evil nature of eagerly hoping that a person will not live in peace is undoubtedly a sin. What is even more frightening is that most of us will believe the rumor without thinking! My wife's writing is really great! I saw a living An Mang, and many celebrities who experienced abuse like An Mang. What I find most disgusting in the article is probably the group of anti-fans, who vented their grievances on others because of their own difficulties in real life, resulting in the death of two people! Perhaps we experience this kind of thing all the time in the real world around us, but we just don't know anything about it...
Report a fan site? Isn't this extremely clear?
Good guy, good guy, this wave is the highest level of ridicule, I can seem to hear the sound of slaps in the face.
Big hug, God is watching what you do, and those who indulge their evil desires will be punished.
Woohoo, hug my wife, when will the Internet be able to use real names? It's so scary. Woohoo.
"Ye Jingsu and Two Useless Men"
Originally I just wanted to watch a bedtime cookie, but I didn't expect to find a treasure! The first thing I felt when reading the copywriting was that it was an entertainment industry cookie. Even the entire entertainment industry story was set up by the screenwriter, and the actors were responsible for recreating it according to the script. Only when my cousin appeared halfway did I feel that something was wrong. It seemed that there was something deeper. Sure enough, it was very complicated in the end. It feels really good to have a background and capital to be unscrupulous. Although the plot is a little bit inconsistent in terms of setting and service, it is not a big problem. I just feel that the characters are not that memorable and the portrayal is a bit thin, but it is okay in a novella. I like it~ By the way, I'd like to see everyone's reaction when they find out that Counselor Xiao's identity is exposed. I wonder if there will be any extras qwq
Virtual idol, hahaha
Follow what others say and go with the flow. No one can wake up a person who is pretending to sleep.
Nice! Different entertainment industry articles!