Q: Please describe your sister in five words.
Su Zhe: Drama queen, charlatan, sand sculpture, funny person, scumbag.
Su Renyan: I didn't hear you clearly. Can you say it again?
Su Zhe: smart, beautiful, gentle, kind and dedicated.
Su Renyan: I am very satisfied with your answer, sister.
Su Renyan: Huahua, I like you, and I also like Lu Xiaofeng. I am not the only woman in the world who is attracted by two men, am I?
Huamanlou: ... Hahahaha?
Lu Xiaofeng: ... I don't even dare to say such things.
Su Renyan: Brother, you sit on the bow of the boat, my sister is walking on the shore, loving each other, swinging on the rope~
Ye Gucheng: I don't want to rebel anymore. Please stop singing.
Su Renyan: Hahahaha, you old Jianchun who has been single for thousands of years!
Ximen Chuixue: I'm married.
Su Renyan: Hahahaha, you are not good at studying and can only kill people!
Ximen Chuixue: I have a breakthrough in kendo.
Su Renyan: ... Face hurts and screams
Lu Xiaofeng: It was a bright night, with a full moon in the sky. I walked through the vast sea of people just to find you, and finally saw your figure in the lights. I...
Su Renyan: Rich lady, scumbag killer, and the best drama queen in the Tang Dynasty, these are just false names~
Lu Xiaofeng: Please stop your Jian Chun behavior!
Su Renyan: Jian Chun is actually me!
Lu Xiaofeng: Xue Bing dumped me, Ouyang Qing was cold to me, Aunt Dingxiang wanted to have sex with me... Why is this happening?
Su Renyan: No way, I can't control my personality charm.
Lu Xiaofeng: Has your conscience been eaten by Sikong Zhaixing?
Sikong Zhaixing: Lu Xiaofeng, how dare you call me a dog!
The heroine is Sister Xiu, cp Lu Xiaofeng, the plot is original, for entertainment only.
This article is only for writing practice, and some of the dialogues of the characters are quoted and adapted from Gu Long's original work.
P. S. Some of the strange typos in the article are to eliminate confusion.
Purpose: To promote the life philosophy of self-reliance, self-reliance, positivity and optimism
