My Bodyguard Can't Be This Cool

On her birthday, top star Zhong Lingke received two gifts: a "death threat" and a poker-faced bodyguard.

The woman wore a crisp suit with her shirt buttoned all the way to the top. Her slender waist was enough to set one's imagination running wild.

But no matter what she did, she kept a straight face. She protected Zhong Lingke in her arms and led her away from the crowd, and even when Zhong Lingke rose onto her tiptoes to kiss the corner of her mouth, she didn't change her expression.

Zhong Lingke flipped the table. Is this woman's facial nerve dead or something?

A colleague monitoring them from afar:

Colleague A: What is that sound? Why is it so regular? And why is it getting faster?

Colleague B: Could the equipment be broken?

Zhan Ning calmly said: Sorry, that's my heartbeat.

At a party, someone asked Zhong Lingke, "What would you do if you met someone you liked?"

Her peach-blossom eyes sparkled as she smiled. "Obviously, I'd do everything I could to seduce them."

Her friend laughed. "What if they don't take the bait?"

Zhong Lingke glanced at Zhan Ning, standing ramrod straight by the door. "Then I'd knock her out and take her away. But since I'm a girl, I'd use a pink stick."

One day:

Zhan Ning: Miss, please don't attack me from behind again. You could get hurt.

Zhan Ning: Even if you switch to a bottle, you still won't hurt me.

Zhan Ning: A knife won't work either. With your strength, Miss, nothing can hurt me. Knocking me out is even less possible.

Zhong Lingke: ...

A stoic, abstinent, outrageously strong bodyguard who doesn't understand romance x a quirky, mischievous heiress

Coming soon: We're Not That Kind of Relationship. Please add it to your favorites~

A new darling of the entertainment world appeared overnight: sweet, well-behaved, adorable, and with an incredible amount of work.

Netizens started digging to find out who was backing her.

Then reporters caught her entering a hotel with Miss Luo, the boss of the Musae Group.

The internet erupted. Miss Luo of the Musae Group was the entertainment world's aloof beauty, stunning and shrewd. Half the industry's biggest stars were under her management, yet she herself had never been linked to a scandal.

Netizens: I can't believe someone with such a cute face is actually a scheming little green tea.

Haters: Miss Luo, did she save your life or something? Why are you promoting her so much?

Miss Luo: I'd die without her. (Seriously.)

#Miss Luo publicly professes her love for her contracted artist#

Shen Ranran: No, we're not that kind of relationship.

Miss Luo: We could be that kind of relationship.

Shen Ranran went to extraordinary lengths to get into one of Miss Luo's banquets.

The venue was packed with people, and getting close to the guest of honor was nearly impossible for a minor celebrity.

Shen Ranran prayed silently: Please, give me a chance.

And a chance really did come. For some reason, Miss Luo suddenly went pale and clutched her chest, looking as though she was in terrible pain.

Shen Ranran darted through the crowd and thrust her fair, tender arm in front of Miss Luo. "Don't be shy. Bite me. I cure everything."

Miss Luo: Where did this lunatic come from?

Shen Ranran (seriously): I really can cure everything.

A wealthy, imposing CEO with a mysterious illness x a cute, dazed little ginseng spirit who cures everything

Theme: Thank you for staying by my side and helping me grow, little by little.