My upcoming novel next door, Why Hasn't the Villain Boss Divorced Me Yet?, is open for favorites. The blurb is below.
[Blurb]
(1)
Ye Zhizhi, a top-tier star in singing and dancing, is beautiful, sweet-voiced, hardworking, and incredibly devoted to her fans.
After transmigrating into the body of an unpopular female idol, she was tired and didn't want to work hard anymore.
So she ate and slept, farmed and grew flowers, and played with an ugly dog.
Forced to appear on a variety show about cute pets, she planned to retire and take life easy as soon as it was over.
But the ugly dog in her arms suddenly became an internet sensation, taking her with it to dizzying levels of fame.
Ye Zhizhi: This is ridiculous!!!
(2)
The villainous big shot Jiang Qi was a rebellious, hot-tempered playboy who inspired terror in everyone.
After an unexpected car accident, he transmigrated into the body of a scruffy little dog owned by an unpopular female idol, traumatized in body and mind.
He discovered that the more famous she became, the longer he could return to his own body.
He immediately decided: I'm going to make this woman a top-tier star.
Unfortunately, Ye Zhizhi spent every day lazing around at home, a hopeless lump of mud.
To get back into his human body as soon as possible, the little dog stood up and decided to help Ye Zhizhi succeed.
But he accidentally became famous himself, thanks to being so talented, and turned into a major internet celebrity dog.
Ye Zhizhi: ...So it was you?
Ye Zhizhi: This dog can go in the trash.
(3)
First day as a dog: Ye Zhizhi, huh? Hah, she's finished.
Nth day as a dog: She's not so bad, actually. Just a bit of a lazy fish.
Nth plus one day as a dog: She's wonderful. I'm going to make her Asia's biggest star.
First day back as a human: Why won't she accept the opportunities I'm giving her?
Nth day back as a human: Hah, I only want to become human again. There's no way I'd fall for her.
Nth plus one day back as a human: A hundred ways to pursue a lazy fish...
A genuinely lazy fish with double standards, Ye Zhizhi, former top-tier star of a girl group with maxed-out skills x a villainous little dog who rules the entertainment industry, a domineering CEO.
Upcoming novel: Why Hasn't the Villain Boss Divorced Me Yet?
[Blurb]
Su Wan transmigrates into a rich-family contrast novel as a disposable tool whose purpose is to set off the heroine. After marrying the villainous big shot, the tool character makes a huge fuss in pursuit of true love and manages to force a divorce. Although she receives a large fortune in the divorce, her lover swindles her out of every penny. She ends up destitute, living off trash she scavenges.
Su Wan: I get a fortune just by getting divorced? What kind of amazing deal is this?!
To get divorced and become a rich woman as quickly as possible, Su Wan starts making a scene at home every day.
Day 1: The boss didn't mention divorce today. I must not have done a good enough job!
Day 2: I'm exhausted. I've been making a scene all day. Surely he'll divorce me now, right?
Day 3: The boss is looking at me strangely. Is this the prelude to divorce?
Day 4: What prelude? Please, just divorce me! I can't keep this up!
Day 5: ...
N days later, Su Wan, after spending a night in a passionate embrace with the boss: ...What happened to the divorce?
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Lu Jingshen paid no attention to his new wife. He let her make a scene at home while secretly plotting to remove this detestable woman from his life for good. But then his new wife started acting strangely.
He didn't want to take his medicine.
Su Wan: Stay away from me. I don't want to get sick!
She handed him a pill, then, after he swallowed it, disdainfully gave him a piece of candy.
He was going out to a business engagement.
Su Wan: If you get sick after going out dressed so lightly, no one will be around to take care of me. I'm not used to anyone else.
She tossed him a cashmere coat and stubbornly said she'd bought it just to qualify for a bulk discount.
He came home late after drinking.
Su Wan: You stink! Butler! Make sure he sobers up properly. If he doesn't, don't let him into bed.
The butler smiled as he brought over a bowl of hangover soup. “Madam was bored, so she made it herself.”
Until one day, he heard her muttering to herself as she rehearsed at home:
“Lu Jingshen, you make so much noise when you come home in the middle of the night that I can't sleep. Starting today, your curfew is ten p.m. If you get back later, don't come home!”
“Ah, does that sound a little too bossy?”
“Tsk, I have to be bossy. What if that dog Lu won't divorce me?”
“I'm all out of ideas! I've made such a scene, so why hasn't he divorced me yet?!”
+Lu Jingshen quietly left, then made a point of getting home at ten sharp every night starting the next day.
+Lu Jingshen: Divorce is impossible. Not in this lifetime.
*Cool and aloof in public, a dog in private, male lead x money-loving, cheerful, slightly goofy heroine
*One-on-one romance+
Theme: Grow through hardship and gain a fuller life as you grow.
Congratulations!!! I went from summer vacation to winter vacation! It's been a long time
Hostess: Huh? My dog, the Jiang family's dog, can't tell the difference...
Ji Qing is such a good person, she really doesn't ask about embarrassing things.
Ha
The Hermaphrodite next door has opened. If you like the baby, please add it to your collection~
Nice! Finished spreading flowers!
Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard
It's pretty good to see this in one go
Wow, not bad, not bad, good-looking, good-looking
Apart from the awkward relationship, the plot is hilarious!!!