What's the Use of Having a Good-Looking Assistant [Esports]

In the second year, the pure love attacks the beautiful woman in the first year, reverses the hunting law, and personally catches the husband. Copywriting: The MST manager said that during the transfer period, there was a conversation like this when trying out new ADC Jiang Ye: MST Manager: Our team is a ten-year-old team with sufficient funds, deep foundation, mature management, and correct gaming attitude! Jiang Ye: But your team has not entered the World Championship in three years. MST manager:…… MST Manager: Your assistant Xie Qimian is a five-year-old player with a lot of experience. There will be no problem in leading a newcomer like you! Jiang Ye: But he has been put on the water cooler by you for two seasons. Does he still have the game feel? MST manager:…… MST Manager: Your assistant looks good! Jiang Ye: What's the use of being a good-looking assistant? MST manager:…… Later—— In the live broadcast room, Danmu Heizi said: [Xie Qimian became the champion with just his face. E-sports prowess speaks for itself. What's the use of being good-looking as an assistant? Jiang Ye: I will have a husband. Barrage: [? ? ? Xie Qimian slowly took a sip of warm water by the side: Ye Shen, bring me a plate of strawberries. The cold-faced champion ADC looked at Xie Qimian's collarbone, his Adam's apple rolling: Come on, come on... Game background: LOL Game version: The author's version, all made up by me. If there is no prototype, please do not substitute it. Copywriting: 2021.3.11, Screenshot. ————Received in advance———— Pre-receipt 1: "I Picked Up My Husband in the End of the World" Qiuqiu friends, please click and collect it, okay? Natural disasters have struck, zombie viruses have broken out, and the world that humans rely on for survival has become a scorched earth. In the hell of the jungle, Nan Sang was despised because he could only pick up garbage, and became the lowest scavenger in the world. Until one day, people discovered that the garbage he picked up... No, the men he picked up had all turned into—— Top scientific doctor, mercenary captain, top military executive... And they are all rushing to sign a marriage agreement with Nan Sang? ! So, when the robot dog on the roadside saw Nan Sang, he rolled around and barked: Please take me in QAQ Nan Sang touched his belly: ... It's not impossible, your parts look delicious. Robot Dog: Woof? Run! Someone abused the machine to repair the dog! - Nan Sang woke up in a ruins with no one around. Having lost his memory and survival skills, Nan Sang can only make a living by picking up trash. In the first month, he picked up a piece of moldy bread and ate it, but survived. In the tenth month, he picked up a bottle of drink with a production date of fifty years ago and drank it, but he did not die. In the thirteenth month, he picked up an adult Alpha and almost died. The Alpha he picked up had a handsome face and his name was Zhou Zhuo. Zhou Zhuo: "You smell like me." Nan Sang: "But sir, I'm just an ordinary scavenger." Zhou Zhuo: "Scavenger?" Nan Sang: "He's just a garbage collector." Zhou Zhuo: "What kind of garbage do you usually pick up?" Nan Sang: "I pick up everything, like old metals, poisonous mushrooms... Like you." Zhou Zhuo: "?" Later, Zhou Zhuo pinched the chin of the person in his arms and asked for a title: Who am I? Nan Sang said calmly: It's the same as a dog, it was picked up... Zhou Zhuo: Huh? He earned his status by himself, and Zhou Zhuo immediately followed suit. One night passed, Zhou Zhuo asked the people around him: Who am I? Nan Sang, who was half asleep, murmured: I found the... Dog... Husband... Zhou Zhuo:? It feels right, yet not quite right. Appearing to be abstinent, but actually being sultry and aggressive. Zhou Zhuo Shou is a bionic robot, Gong is a human (occasionally not human) It's probably a brainless love story (?) Wrapped in an upgraded and smooth style of writing. There is no torture of puppies (nor of torture of robot puppies), the copywriter is joking. ABO, wasteland, science fiction, apocalyptic elements. Pre-collection 2: "Top Green Tea Travels to Your Own Fill-in-the-Blank World" Anjiu, I will answer all your questions. Recently I have been obsessed with answering fill-in-the-blank questions on the Internet. 1. In the wife-chasing crematorium, you are the cannon fodder who attacks the vicious Bai Yueguang. When you are required to frame the main character, Bai Yueguang, and Shou in the Shura field, you will ______ Netizen: Directly rebel, the light of righteousness shines on the earth! Anjiu: Ouch, he fell weakly on top of Gong. Netizen:? ? ? Anjiu: I'm here to join this family. The next second, he appeared in Gong's chest... 2. You are the lowest-ranking male figure in online dramas in the entertainment industry, a passing passerby who has passed by in countless dramas. After the closing party, you accidentally bumped into the actor's bed. When you woke up the next day, the two of you were naked and facing each other. You would ______ Netizen: Throw down a hundred yuan and tell him this is female ticket money! Anjiu: Feel it to see if it's big. Netizen:? ? ? Anjiu: Let's just say that we will never talk without chicken. The next second, he appeared on the actor's bed... 3. In the ABO world, you are a sterile B. Because you are jealous of the most precious O in the world, you robbed his top A. On your wedding night, A holds a knife and wants to kill you. At this time, you will ______ Netizen: I can pretend to be a white lotus this time! Anjiu: Pulled the chain on the wall and said: Baby, you are so wild. Netizen:? ? ? Anjiu: Since you are pursuing excitement, you must follow through to the end. The next second, a chain appeared in his hand... Intention: The crown is on the throne of thorns