Weak and sickly, but ridiculously good at fighting :D
Bian Xu is a long sword, sleeping quietly as he waits for a destined person to awaken him, so he can shine in the cultivation world.
But he doesn't sleep all the time. Whenever he wakes, he checks the internal chat group for their immortal artifacts.
- Dragon-Slaying Sabre: Oh my god! It's been five hundred years! Can someone dig me out of the ground already?
- Froststeel: At least you can complain. I'm not only at the bottom of the sea, I'm still just an ore.
- Blood-Sealing Blade: I give up. This is the thirty-fourth clueless human to mistake me for a fruit knife and toss me aside. Can someone with a little discernment show up?
As an utterly ordinary sword, Bian Xu doesn't dare say a word in the group.
Until one day, he feels sunlight.
He's been unearthed!
"Master! Madam has given birth! It's a young master!"
Oh, not unearthed. Born.
After a long silence, Bian Xu finally sends his first message to the immortal artifacts' chat group.
- Bian Xu: Experts, what do I do if I've turned into a human?
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The young master of the Bian family was born a little before reaching ten months, and had no spiritual bone from birth.
He coughs every three steps and pants every five. He can't carry anything on his shoulders or lift anything with his hands.
Master Bian fears he won't live to fifteen. He spends every day praying to this god and that, while secretly arranging two or three dozen guards around his son.
But one time, the enemy came in force, and Bian Xu was left alone in the wilderness.
Everyone thought the young master was doomed.
But when they found him, he was sitting among a pile of corpses, panting as he scolded his sword.
"I'm still dirty! Where am I supposed to find water to wash you?"
1. The adored darling of the family, a golden finger, and the center of everyone's attention
2. Sickly, the kind who has to lie down for a day after one fight
3. But strong, the kind who can turn everyone into bean paste
4. Haven't decided on the love interest yet, but at the very least he'll be a man of impeccable virtue
Theme: Study hard and improve every day!
