Transmigrated: The Song of the Rose at Night

Like the transmigration stories our esteemed predecessors have seen countless times, our heroine Lin Xiaoqiang, a physics genius who can sing, dance, play wind and string instruments, and do just about everything else, accidentally transmigrates to some inexplicable dynasty...

Transmigration, great... With Xiaoqiang’s knowledge of astronomy and geography, and her ability to recite Tang poetry and Song lyrics at the drop of a hat, she’s bound to make a thriving life for herself in this bizarre era with no electricity, gas, or air conditioning, where the only things with wings are birds, not airplanes...

But why did she have to transmigrate into a place where people were sneaking around and having sex... and then, mistaken for an assassin, end up marrying a fourteen-year-old boy by sheer accident?

She refuses! This is outrageous... Why do other people transmigrate and become princesses, imperial consorts, or at least some kind of noble lady, while she transmigrates in her actual body and gets caught up in the ridiculous mess of an “older woman preying on a younger man”? She doesn’t want to transmigrate at all! Back in the modern world, she was a genius student at a prestigious science and engineering university, a shining example of a successful woman in the twenty-first century. She spent nearly twenty years working hard so she could live a life of luxury and rule the world. But this accursed transmigration shattered her beautiful dream...

Still, as the ancients wisely said, “When you’re here, make the best of it.” Since she’s here, she’ll keep pursuing her path to success. Who says you can’t make it in ancient times? Open a yoga studio, sell bras, seduce princes and emperors... Xiaoqiang is here to prove one thing: “Gold shines wherever you throw it!”

Lin Xiaoqiang (suddenly blocking the camera, hands on hips, shouting up at the sky): The great river flows eastward, the stars in the sky...

Author (cautiously tugging at someone’s clothes from behind): Hey... you’ve got it wrong~

Lin Xiaoqiang (suddenly stopping, then swiftly regaining her tragic bearing and shouting at the sky): Step right up, folks! Don’t miss your chance! Once you leave this village, you won’t find another shop like it! Everything must go at rock-bottom prices, a clearance sale at a loss...

(She instantly changes her expression and poses thoughtfully like Conan): No free downloads, okay~

(Immediately crouching down with her back to the audience): Anyone who downloads it for free, I’ll draw a circle and curse you...

P.S. The author is a good-for-nothing high school student born in the ’90s. School keeps me pretty busy, but I’ll update at least once a week.

I’m new here, so I hope all you seasoned authors will give me lots of guidance (bows with a ninety-degree smile...).