The Bandage-Wasting Device and the World's Strongest: A Journey of Mutual Sabotage

The Port Mafia suddenly noticed that, starting one day, Dazai Osamu had become very childish. He even drew on Mori Ougai's face and stole Nakahara Chuuya's hat. Over in the neighboring world, the Jujutsu sorcerers wanted to scream. Their Gojo Satoru had gone crazy. He wanted to quit Jujutsu High and go drown himself with a beautiful woman. Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu body-swap setting. A story about the childish duo sabotaging each other [an accident?] Notes: 1. Short story. Gojo/Dazai or Dazai/Gojo pairing. 2. This is just self-indulgent fan writing. There's absolutely no plagiarism. Please let me quietly enjoy my ship. 3. I'll write whatever comes to mind. Having fun is what matters most. Warning: Out of character. The characters I write are probably pretty childish... 4. The cover art was drawn with absolutely no restraint. Theme: Peaceful, united, friendly coexistence takes some know-how