My Imperial Harem Has Been Turned into a Sieve

I am the female emperor of Tianqi, and I preside over a harem of three thousand beauties. Attendant Zheng is a talented man. His poem "Water Melody: Dove's Head" caused a sensation throughout Tianqi, and his reputation as a gifted poet spread far and wide. It's just a shame he keeps shouting about equality between men and women. What a ridiculous dream! Li Liangren was forcibly brought back to the palace by me. He's rather handsome, yet he says he doesn't love me while spending my money. Hmph, how ungrateful! Long Xuanshi is handsome, but he doesn't observe the virtues expected of men. It's bad enough that he's secretly in love with my younger sister, but he even dares to eat at the table! Heh, they're all just little tricks to get my attention. - Across the entire harem, only my imperial consort truly understands me. I take his hand and press a light kiss to it. His gentle, handsome face turns shy. "If Your Majesty does this, won't the other younger brothers get jealous? Will I be the only one who worries about Your Majesty?" So innocent and unaffected. No wonder he's my favorite man! An unconventional but supremely confident female emperor X an expert in the virtues of men, the imperial consort P.S. * The main text is in third person. The harem members are background characters, and this will always be a one-on-one romance. The male lead is Li Junyan. Male pregnancy, because we need male moms! * A silly, light novel. Don't set your expectations too high~ * If you don't want to see comments about this book, just turn them off. Theme: Encouraging women to be independent and strong, and to build their own careers