[Quick Transmigration] Villainess, Hold It Together

The villainess counterparts in the Quick Transmigration Bureau have it so rough that, after the System finally managed to trick someone into joining, it didn't even mention a probationary period. It went straight to having her press her thumbprint and start work as a full employee. Who could have guessed that the villainess would be lazy, arrogant, cruel and twisted, extravagant and affected, yet somehow live better and better? System: That's right, she really is the quintessential wicked villainess. So how did the plot go off the rails? World One: Sweet Pampered Wife of the Eighties The wicked villainess drugs the male lead, only to be killed by the female lead. When employee Bai Jiujiu transmigrates into the story, she's been stripped naked and locked up with the future villain. According to the plot, the future villain finds her repulsive and doesn't touch her. He spends the night taking cold baths, but her reputation is still ruined. The System is just about to give Bai Jiujiu a free antidote when she spots the handsome villain, all eight-pack abs, in the bathtub and looks at him like a hungry wolf. Since my reputation's already ruined, it'd be a waste not to make it official~ The System cries out: Careful, Host! The original villainess insulted him and he knocked out two of her teeth. If you force yourself on him, you'll be getting your head bashed in on the spot... (At this point, since the danger is below the neck, the System is forcibly shut down.) Later, the System watches the Host being doted on by the villain and furrows its brow. Our ending is supposed to be you getting tortured by him until you're a complete wreck~ Bai Jiujiu takes a bite of the fried chicken the villain holds up to her lips, innocently points to the many marks on her fair skin, and says with glossy red lips: Don't I get tortured until I'm a complete wreck every night? World Two: The Aloof Movie Emperor's Sweetheart The wicked villainess wants to seduce the director for a chance at better roles. When Bai Jiujiu wakes up, the leering director is holding a contract and telling her to take off her clothes. The System suggests using an aphrodisiac to fool him. Instead, Bai Jiujiu narrows her eyes, ties the director to the bed without a word, strips him naked, takes pictures, and blackmails him. Though she hasn't taken anything, she puts on such a convincing performance, cheeks flushed, that she stumbles right into the movie emperor's arms as he walks out of the room next door. The System shrieks: He's the male lead, the female lead's! Bai Jiujiu innocently gets handsy with the man, then argues with complete confidence: Doesn't the plot say I'm supposed to fight the female lead over a man? World Three: The Whole Family's Beloved Darling After the wicked villainess, the real daughter, returns to her family, she grows jealous of the fake daughter in every way. When Bai Jiujiu transmigrates into the story, she's already pushed the real daughter into the water. According to the plot, she should jump in herself and watch her fiance dive in to save the fake daughter, ignoring her completely. But Bai Jiujiu doesn't jump in. Instead, as someone dives in to rescue the girl, she sticks out a foot to cheer them on. The System cries out: The original female lead only pushed the fake daughter, and she still met a tragic end. You, you, you... aren't you afraid to die? Theme: Maybe life would be different if we let ourselves do whatever we please.