[Blurb updated, 2022.10.29, screenshot saved]
Yu Lele entered showbiz hoping to be loved by everyone like a star, and cherished in the palm of their hands.
Instead, after working hard to play every kind of villain, from mistresses and two-faced green tea girls to fake innocent white lotuses and despicable scumbags, he became a specialist in villain roles?
His agent wanted to make him a huge star. "You were born for this! The audience doesn't even want to see the leads get together. They're just waiting for you to meet a gruesome end. Brilliant work!"
His agent said, "I've lined up your next drama. You'll play Han Jin's new bride. He's the richest man in Hancheng, and he falls for you at first sight, doting on you endlessly. Three days into your marriage, half the financial world is at your beck and call. You're a newcomer, but you've already landed the best resources in showbiz. Your new mansion cost 300 million, and you got lost in it on your wedding night! The big shot spent the whole night waiting alone, only for us to discover you were pouring your heart out to your harem, 1234567."
His agent said, "When Han Jin married you, he was terminally ill and about to kick the bucket. You need to pick a backup from among 1234567, then inherit the big shot's fortune and marry that person."
His agent said, "This villain role is even more eye-catching and explosive than the leads' parts. Lele, do your best and become the first actor to win an award for a villain role!"
Yu Lele: "..."
Then Yu Lele quit and terminated his contract.
He thought he could turn over a new leaf and be a good person from then on. But when he woke up from a nap, he had somehow become the soon-to-be bride of a Hancheng big shot, with the first day of their wedding festivities starting tomorrow?
Wedding dresses and jewelry covered the bed. The diamond ring was the size of a pigeon's egg. The ailing, wealthy big shot was only twenty-eight, and he looked exactly like the man of Yu Lele's dreams. Sitting on the edge of the bed, he asked:
"Are you going to pick one of these dresses and pieces of jewelry, or take them all?"
Yu Lele: "…"
Yu Lele decided he wanted the man.
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Harem 1234567: Lele loves us. Whoever makes Han Jin die of anger gets Lele!
Han Jin told harem spy number 7: After I "die," leave everything to Yu Lele. His harem can't squander half my empire. I'll come back and divorce him.
Spy 7: Got it.
After Han Jin accidentally "died":
Spy 7: Boss, this is bad! You're dead, and Yu Lele is going to smash the harem and dry us all out like fish. Hurry up and come back to life, or none of us will survive!
Han Jin: ???
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#If someone takes the person I love, I don't have to be a good person anymore#
#What do I do if my wife finds out I faked my death?#
#↑ I'll dry you out too#
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#My husband and his harem are both in hot water#
Standing at the podium with the award for Best New Villain Actor in his hands, Yu Lele delivered his acceptance speech with a blank expression:
"...Maybe I really was born for this."
Theme: Cherish love and stay healthy in body and mind