Promotional Blurb:
Cai Zhaocai is an extremely laid-back person. If everyone goes to the park to walk their pets, while everyone else walks their dogs, he walks his tortoise.
He takes it easy, strolling until he feels like taking a nap wherever he happens to be, then heading back. Of course, there's always a chance he won't make it back.
Maybe even Heaven couldn't stand watching anymore, because it smacked him right out of nowhere and into some dynasty he couldn't identify.
He figured he'd transmigrated. According to the usual rules, there was a good chance he'd run into a domineering CEO, then become a dazzlingly brilliant cannon fodder character on the CEO's road to success.
Sure enough, just as he expected, he met one.
Cai Zhaocai brought out the sunflower seeds, ready for Feng Lang to give him a look that was thirty percent cold indifference, thirty percent mockery, and forty percent nonchalance. He did get that exact look, but it didn't seem like Feng Lang thought of him as a person. It was more like he was looking at an idiot.
One-Sentence Blurb:
Once this war is over, if I'm still alive, I'll take you to see my hometown. When autumn frost dyes the maple woods, fiery red leaves will drift across the mountains like spreading wildfires. I think you'll like it.
Sharp-tongued, scheming, and composed top × optimistic, goofy, and obsequious bottom
PS: 1v1, happy ending
① Even the punctuation is nonsense. The whole thing is a pack of lies, and the train of thought jumps all over the place. Don't trust your eyes. The protagonists are unreliable because they're always lying, and don't trust the supporting characters either, because they're all a bunch of weirdos.
② The top first appears in Chapter Four.
③ Entirely fictional. Don't overthink it.
④ One-sided feelings become mutual.
Theme: Strive upward and make progress with a positive attitude
Madam, madam, is it really a good idea to attract wealth???? Should he die now and then Feng Lang save him later?