A Fan's Guide to Self-Cultivation

"What the heck are all these things?!" A girl ran for her life as a horde of bizarre monsters chased her.

Getting stabbed to death by that bastard Uchiha Itachi was bad enough. She thought she'd gone to heaven, but when she opened her eyes, it felt like hell. Turns out she was still in the human world, only it wasn't any place she recognized.

A blindfolded man dropped from the sky. With that hair and that look, he seemed just like that obnoxious Kakashi. He stomped on a monster, and with a burst of force, it let out a scream, its body shattered, and it disappeared.

"Yo! You okay?" he asked, striking a cool pose.

Hmm... He looks even more annoying.

Also known as "The Hopeless Hanxia and Her Hopeless Shikigami," "The Uchiha Are the Freaking Best," "Read More, Work Hard, and Stop Staring at Pretty Uchiha," "There's Nothing Wrong with Using a Few Cheats," and "Hanxia Has No Sense of Honor"

[Reader Advisory]

1. The male lead is tentatively Gojo Satoru. I've fallen pretty hard for this fandom lately, and I want to give every man a home (not really).

2. The heroine is a bit eccentric, and has already awakened her Mangekyo Sharingan. You could call her useless, since she has terrible luck, but you could also call her formidable, since at least she's a beautiful Uchiha.

3. This story involves Jujutsu Kaisen, Onmyoji, Naruto, Kuroko's Basketball, Natsume's Book of Friends, and more.

4. OOC warning. There are plenty of headcanons, and they may conflict with the original. Just think of this as a parallel world.

Theme: A fan-wielding girl tries to find dads for her shikigami.