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Ji Xinglin used to be a Dragon-Awesome System. He worked diligently for three hundred years, enduring countless sleepless nights and endless overtime, and had finally reached retirement.
He thought he could enjoy a carefree retirement, but unexpectedly transmigrated into a three-year-old toddler. In the original plot, he was supposed to join his mother on a variety show for kids, throw tantrums on camera, and end up hated by the whole internet.
Three-year-old Ji Xinglin lay flat: My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven's. All I want now is to slack off.
When viewers tuned into the livestream and saw the other little ones working hard to show off their talents, Ji Xinglin was lounging on his bed, sleeping comfortably.
The beautiful mixed-race toddler had unruly cowlicks sticking up on his head, chubby cheeks, and sweet dimples at the corners of his lips. He slept so soundly that a snot bubble popped out of his nose.
[What a sweet, adorable little baby! Auntie wants to kiss you!]
Some viewers watched with envy and resentment: [I've never seen such a lazy kid. That's it, this one's been raised to be useless.]
Then viewers discovered that Ji Xinglin could casually speak eight languages and knew everything from astronomy to geography. He was a genius toddler with an incredibly high IQ.
Ji Xinglin looked cool and aloof: Hah, you've all been intimidated by my kingly aura, haven't you?
Viewers: [This baby is just too adorable!!! (Clutches heart)]
Ji Xinglin blushed to himself. As a System, he had once stored more than eight hundred languages in his memory. Knowing eight was nothing.
One time,
Ji Xinglin caught a vicious extra bullying a toddler.
The mighty big shot of the future was now just a five-year-old, covered in wounds.
If not now, when would he take on a little brother?
Ji Xinglin shielded the future love interest and said to the vicious extra in his baby voice, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't bully a poor young man!"
The vicious extra: "?"
Ji Xinglin gently blew on the love interest's swollen, red wound, his voice soft and sweet: "Linlin will blow on it. The pain will fly away."
Sunlight shone through the cracks, lighting up the love interest's world.
The love interest poked one of the toddler's dimples with his fingertip. "Linlin..."
#ChildhoodFriends #LoveInterestDotesOnTheProtagonist #EveryoneLovesTheBaby#
P.S.:
The protagonist used to be a Dragon-Awesome System, but is now a human toddler. He has no golden finger, and there are no fantasy elements.
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Please add my upcoming novel to your library: "The Baby Everyone Hates Becomes Everyone's Favorite After Joining a Kids' Variety Show," article ID: 7960411
Yaoyao is a three-year-old toddler with congenital heart disease. Abandoned in the home of a cruel foster father, Yaoyao never gets enough to eat or warm clothes, and is constantly beaten and scolded.
The cruel foster father doesn't want to pay for Yaoyao's treatment, so he sells Yaoyao to a production crew for a kids' show.
Yaoyao is forced to join the show.
The other toddlers on the show include a spoiled little princess, a genius who never forgets anything, and a villainous child who wants to destroy the world.
Yaoyao is the least noticeable of them all.
Hugging a teddy bear, Yaoyao hides in a corner, feeling inferior and quietly wiping away tears.
Nobody cares about Yaoyao, nobody loves Yaoyao. Yaoyao is a little cabbage nobody likes.
The production crew invites an award-winning actress to bring a child onto the show, expecting to deal with a rowdy little terror.
Instead, the toddler sits quietly and obediently on the bed. With delicate, fair features and eyes curved into pretty crescents, Yaoyao says in a babyish voice, "Hello, Auntie!"
The award-winning actress is instantly smitten: Aaaah, this baby is so cute!
Later,
The spoiled little princess gives Yaoyao flowers.
The super-smart genius teaches Yaoyao math.
The villainous child who wants to destroy the world pins Yaoyao against the wall. "I wike you."
Yaoyao looks bewildered.
The villainous child lifts Yaoyao's chin, acting all domineering: "From now on, you're my baby."
Yaoyao's award-winning actress mom: ?
How dare you try to steal my baby?
Somehow, Yaoyao goes from being hated by everyone to being everyone's favorite.
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Please add my upcoming novel to your library: "I Ran Away After Marrying a Possessive Big Shot." Mwah!
Lin Mian transmigrates into a book as the cannon-fodder ex-wife who married a big shot. He suffers from uncontrollable crying and skin hunger.
In the original story, the previous owner secretly colludes with a lover, steals the big shot's money, and elopes with him. In the end, the big shot has his ashes scattered.
Lin Mian arrives just as the previous owner has stolen the big shot's money and is about to elope with his lover.
Seeing the big shot's gloomy face, Lin Mian sets the bag of money on the ground and clasps his hands behind his back, putting on an obedient face. "Honey, I just outsmarted a thief and protected our shared assets."
The big shot gives him a cold look. "?"
Lin Mian throws himself into the big shot's arms, playing cute to get away with it. "Honey, the thief was so scary. I was terrified!"
Lin Mian thinks through his tears: Why steal money when I could get a nice divorce settlement instead?
To get the big shot to dump him as soon as possible, Lin Mian deliberately acts like a scheming green tea.
In front of the big shot's admirers, Lin Mian deliberately throws himself into his arms. "Honey, you bought me cake but didn't buy any for her. Won't she get jealous?"
"Honey, you sleep in the same bed as me. If she finds out, will she hit me? She's so scary, unlike me..."
Lin Mian coos, "I only know how to care about you, honey~"
The big shot's gaze darkens.
So cute. I want to x.
While bathing, Lin Mian's skin hunger flares up, and his whole body itches terribly.
"Honey, could you hug me?"
Lin Mian suffers from uncontrollable crying, tears pattering down his face. "It's okay if you don't hug me, honey. I'll go find a puppy-boy instead."
The big shot walks over and pulls Lin Mian into his arms. "I'll hold you."
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Everyone assumes the big shot will torture Lin Mian until he's unrecognizable.
Then someone sees Lin Mian lying in the big shot's arms, acting spoiled. "Honey, I like money. I want five hundred million."
The big shot kisses the corner of the young man's lips, his eyes full of indulgence. "Sure. I'll give you a billion."
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The big shot wants it ten times a night, and Lin Mian can't take it anymore.
He escapes abroad and finds himself a puppy-boy.
One day,
Lin Mian opens the door with the puppy-boy in his arms and runs straight into the big shot, whose eyes are bloodshot. "Honey, let me explain!"
Afterward,
Lin Mian cries all night. (I really don't have a single drop left.jpg)
Note:
1. The shou likes to act cute. He suffers from uncontrollable crying and skin hunger, and flirts without realizing it. He's an adorable dummy of a wife.
2. The gong dotes on the shou, who lies flat and lets himself be pampered. A silly, adorable, sweet little romance. Please add it to your library, mwah!
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Please add my friend's upcoming novel to your library: "The Sickly Shou Rewrite the Tragic Novel's Ending," article ID: 7228807
Author: Zui Meng Qing Deng
Xie Qingyao transmigrates into a tragic novel as the substitute shou who gets his heart, liver, and kidneys cut out, eventually becoming a human blood bank for the white moonlight.
Xie Qingyao has congenital heart disease and is frail and prone to coughing up blood: Isn't it better to stay alive? Why go looking for trouble?
After signing a marriage contract, Xie Qingyao earns a monthly salary of one hundred thousand and happily slacks off every day.
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The white moonlight pretends to be sick: "I'm so jealous that you're healthy. Could you give me one of your kidneys?"
Xie Qingyao sprays blood all over the white moonlight and coughs nonstop.
The white moonlight wipes the blood off his face. "..."
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The vicious gong's father: "I'll give you three million to leave my son."
Xie Qingyao's face is pale as a sheet. "Money can't buy love, unless you offer more. Thirty million!"
The vicious gong's father: "Thanks, but I don't have that much. You might as well stay with my son."
Xie Qingyao coughs so hard he nearly spits up blood. "Don't go! Twenty million would work too."
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Qin Yanyuan grips Xie Qingyao's chin and asks coldly, "Is pretending to be sick your little trick to get my attention?"
Xie Qingyao clutches his heart and spits a handful of blood onto Qin Yanyuan's hand.
Qin Yanyuan: "..."
Xie Qingyao says weakly, "Sorry, I'm really sick."
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Everyone knows Xie Qingyao is only a substitute, and Qin Yanyuan will abandon him once he's had enough.
Until one day, everyone sees Qin Yanyuan wipe the milk from the corner of Xie Qingyao's lips, then tenderly and lovingly peel grapes for him. "Yaoyao, what else do you want?"
Xie Qingyao lies flat on a five-hundred-square-meter bed. A fifty-million diamond ring adorns his ring finger, and his bank account holds five hundred million dollars. He says imperiously, "Honey, I want to hold our wedding on a fifty-thousand-square-meter island."
Note:
1. A melodramatic tragedy turns into a sweet, satisfying romance.
2. The gong dotes on the shou, who lies flat and lets himself be pampered.
3. A lazy, sickly shou x a big shot who spoils his wife.
Theme: Love can heal anything.
Was Linbao too unguarded? Gu Yueyan had clearly said that Sheng Baiqing was not a good person, but if he still went, wouldn't he be asking for his own fault? This is just pure torture for the sake of torture
Hahahahahaha, what a fucking cheese stick
It will be over so soon
What's the next one for? It's locked
Meow meow, why haven't you written anything recently?
When will my wife start a new trap? QAQ I spend my days guarding my wife's completed articles. I can't stand Lujiang's lists and unpopular articles. My taste has been spoiled by my wife QAQ
By the way, how old is Linbao?
Was Linbao too unguarded? Gu Yueyan had clearly said that Sheng Baiqing was not a good person, but if he still went, wouldn't he be asking for his own fault? This is just pure torture for the sake of torture
Hahahahahaha, what a fucking cheese stick
It will be over so soon
What's the next one for? It's locked
Meow meow, why haven't you written anything recently?
When will my wife start a new trap? QAQ I spend my days guarding my wife's completed articles. I can't stand Lujiang's lists and unpopular articles. My taste has been spoiled by my wife QAQ
???????????? So fragrant
Auntie laughs~ Is the extra episode gone?
Damn, you don't think about the extras anymore?