I, Qin Tianze, am just an unremarkable CEO, the sort you can find anywhere in this world.
My days are spent living and working like an ordinary person, hoping to earn a little more each day than I did the day before.
Just when I had fulfilled this plain and simple wish and successfully gained control of a third of the world's economic lifelines (seriously, is that even possible in a normal world?), with enough limited-edition sports cars to circle the globe, strange things began to happen.
For some reason, all kinds of inexplicable people kept showing up around me, claiming they could cure my face blindness, facial paralysis, headaches, insomnia, loss of appetite, lack of interest in sex, infertility, and impotence. Some even pointed at my perfectly healthy legs and insisted they could develop the latest prosthetic legs for me.
Why are these people acting like this? I'm just an unremarkable CEO you can find anywhere!
Comedy Sketch:
Main God: "Well? Did today's mission-taker succeed?"
Subordinate: "No!"
Main God: "Then where is she?!"
Subordinate: "Reporting, Lord Main God! The CEO opened a studio for her. The latest prosthetic legs it's producing and selling could already circle the globe!"
Main God: "..."
This novel is also known as "Mission-Takers Never Dream of the CEO's Wild Imagination," "It's Obviously a Ridiculous Mary Sue CEO Story, but He Won't Admit It," and "I Just Want to Make Some Money!"
Theme: Work hard and live well.
