Saving the World Starts with Reviving the Literary Scene

[Important! Reviving an old abandoned story!! Read the reader's guide!!!]

[Currently updating whenever inspiration strikes. The author is very busy in real life. So sorry, but I won't abandon this story!!!]

[Brave, great, admirable and respected hero, are you starting to grow tired of your ordinary, still-as-death life? Do you miss your old, thrilling and extraordinary adventures?]

Some Rin: No, not at all. I'm eating. Being a freeloader is great, thanks.

Nana's cooking is the best, and my precious little Yukihira is forever number one. The doctor said my stomach isn't in great shape. Put it this way, even the Gojo family's food is pretty tasty. Who'd be crazy enough to restart as an undocumented person? Not me, anyway.

[Brave, great, admirable and respected hero, the call to adventure in a new world has sounded! Youth is for taking chances! Listen! The goddess of freedom is calling! Let's set off on a brand-new journey! The stars and the sea await your conquest! A world in crisis awaits the arrival of its heroes!]

Some Rin: No, not at all. I'm studying, so don't bother me, thanks.

Not taking your studies seriously means there's something wrong with your attitude. I'm telling you, for a good student who studies hard, strives to improve every day, and hopes to contribute to society, doing practice tests is a way to relax, you know?

[You little brat, don't come back until you've stripped that old bastard down to his underwear!]

...Pfft.

So why the heck does a hero like me have to write a story? Isn't saving the world supposed to be a job for the mafia?! Who's still trying to be the protagonist of a Jump manga these days? What happened to our fake father-daughter bond???

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[I want to rage, to scream, to have the power to change the past and rip out, break, and crush the root of every tragedy, to release the emotions bottled up inside me.]

[But the flames of pain burned every word from my tongue, and even my angry tears evaporated completely.]

[I could only silently pat her shoulder, letting that cold, frail touch speak of how powerless I was.]

--- White Silk

[Eight-eight. Eight-eight.]

[That is the number of tragedies recorded in this disaster. We must see that these are tragedies of humanity, our sorrow, our helplessness and our powerlessness. But they are not the whole story. They are only the tiniest specks of dust in the great sweep of history, the little we can see.]

--- 0927: About the Journal

[I have never stopped falling.]

[Darkness, an abyss, and soil. I lie on my back. The distant, unsettling sensation of weightlessness makes my stomach twitch faintly.]

[I know I'm falling, but I don't know if this fall has an end.]

--- Falling

["Hang in there, hang in there! Perseverance is victory! Perseverance is first place!"]

["We're all crows! Crows! This is power! We all have it! All of us! Our power is going to burst out! We're going to blow up this ridiculous palace! You, you pathetic victim of this hypocritical, boring, numb society! We have hands! We have voices! Our voices are right here! Smash this place!"]

--- Crow-Colored Absurdity

Reader's guide (!!!)

* OOC and bugs abound, the timeline is blurry, and the characters belong to Asagiri-sensei. The author is just a silly goldfish. A brain-draining aura and a mountain of personal headcanons: red alert!

There are crossovers with other series, but the main setting is Bungo Stray Dogs. The original world is Jujutsu Kaisen; it gets little attention at first.

* The heroine has a ton of inner monologue and is a genuine powerhouse. She's ruthless, but also never stops talking. I absolutely adore her! Not a typical hero: no huge sword, no beautiful girl, just a forced-to-be-laid-back, sarcastic protagonist who's had to grow up through repeated beatings from society.

If anything's wrong, it's my fault. My daughter is the most adorable, no arguments allowed.

* The author has a certificate in being hopeless at writing blurbs, intermittent revision syndrome, and a permanently absent title. The outline is always drifting away. Updates will be announced, and I absolutely won't drop this story now that the outline is done (definitely confident face.jpg).

I'll write the dungeons and the story at the same time. I believe my daughter will be fine! (Gets beaten up.)

* Pairing undecided. I'll say so in the blurb once it's decided.

* This is my first story, so I may be terrible. Okay, I really am terrible.

It's a goofy slice-of-life story with lots of snark and bad writing qwq, mainly to practice qwq.

There will be a story within a story, but it comes later.

Like, much later.

[Don't get fooled by the title, you silly author who writes clickbait!!!]

* Please, please, little cuties, visit the author's page (tears).

Trust me, this author is super adorable! (Puffing out my cheeks shamelessly.)

I'm also writing a story next door about a young lady raising Dazai. It's a sweet story, trust me, it won't cost you anything!

Theme: Your story will be told to the world.