I'm Brian. Don't ask me my last name. I don't know it either, since it keeps getting changed. I'm a demi-human, but I'm different from the others. Other demi-humans have no trouble when they die and are reborn, but every time I come back, I lose my memory. So when I was with my first father, he would abuse me to death, and I'd just smile at him like an idiot. But that's okay... Sigh, you ask why he was my first? Of course it's because after I lose my memory, someone always wants to be my dad...
[Love Triangle]
Me: Who are you people?
Some Clown: Son, I'm your...
Some Bat: I'm your adoptive father.
Some Clown: Little Bat, don't talk nonsense. Son, I'm your dad. Come play with Daddy~
Some Cat: Son, come here. I've got a new mech for you.
Some S-kinned Guy: But it's mine... (muttering)
Me: ...
Me: Are you related to me by blood?
Some Clown is confused
Some Bat sneers: We're your legal guardians. You're already registered. (holds up the household register)
Some S-kinned Guy is twice as confused. It's not that I didn't want to do it. I'm broke and have no household registration, so it's hard to get done,,?^?,,
Some Cat, radiating pure authority: I've added it to the System (actually, I just had Jarvis hack into the System and add it)
Me: ...
Me: So which one of you is actually my dad?
Theme: Blar blar
