Every Transmigrator Gives Me Their Golden Finger for Getting Rich

Please follow my upcoming novels: I Save All of Humanity by Opening Blind Boxes [Apocalypse] and All Ancient Divine Beasts Are My Secret Identities. Check my author page for details.

──This novel is complete. A goofy, cute, feel-good romp, also known as The Demon King Only Wants to Grow Grapes──

The Demon King was a powerful snake demon. Ever since a grape healed him as a child, his life's goal had been to grow grapes.

Living in the Dark Demon Realm, he discovered that this world seemed rather strange. There were many people with special abilities, known as the reborn or transmigrators, who even came with all sorts of miraculous Systems.

As a child, he met an old man from a cave who managed people with special abilities. The kind old man asked him, "Child, are you from the Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old series?" He even brought him a treasure.

As an adult, he concealed his secret identity and was taken as a disciple by a reborn young man. The young man said excitedly, "In the future, the Demon King will be cruel and bloodthirsty. We have to kill him and save the world!" Then he gave him his precious fruit.

He also rescued a transmigrator who wrote poetry in the Demon Realm every day, helped him get back at his troublemaking brothers, and yelled, "Do enough evil and you'll castrate yourself!" He even offered up his Fertilizer System for the Demon King to use.

Then there was a young man called Long Aotian, who always dressed in women's clothes, his eyes full of coquettish shyness. He hid behind the Demon King whenever he met a villain, was great at making money, and eagerly helped him run his entertainment business.

And there were plenty of bizarre scripts featuring him as a supporting character, with all sorts of stories about killing himself...

Demon King: "Huh? There's something wrong with this world!"

The people with special abilities all became the Demon King's helpers, and he kept moving toward his dream of growing grapes.

But strange people kept showing up, the plots kept falling apart, and the Demon King somehow got pushed into the role of a beacon of righteousness by the people with special abilities. He conquered everything under heaven and even took down this bizarre world, becoming a tycoon.

Demon King: "Huh? I just wanted to grow grapes."

In a nutshell: A super-powerful dark overlord, just trying to grow grapes, accidentally disguises himself as a newbie and goes around recruiting heroes and villains, healing himself and others, changing the world, and building a prosperous new home. It's also a story about a group of straight guys who just want to focus on their careers and struggle to survive in a boys' love novel.

[High-intensity warning: The worldbuilding is bafflingly broken at first. Wait for the protagonist to save the day, and prepare yourself mentally.]

Reader's Guide

1. No romance, no unrequited love. Just onlookers' misunderstandings and fantasies, along with steadfast friendship.

2. The Demon King is brilliant and cares only about grapes. The supporting cast's intelligence ranges from sky-high to rock-bottom. If you see someone lying on the ground rubbing their face against the floor, please be kind and pet the poor little thing.

3. The first three chapters feature the Demon King as a cute little child.

4. The protagonist and supporting characters are imperfect from the start, but they'll grow over time.

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Please follow my upcoming novel, I Save All of Humanity by Opening Blind Boxes [Apocalypse].

Shen Jingyan has had terrible luck and no money all his life. His usual pastime is playing free mobile games, never expecting to draw anything good. One day, he downloaded an Apocalypse app.

Notification: Opening sale! Limited-edition blind box bundle on sale now. First come, first served.

After hesitating for ages, he decided to pass, but accidentally tapped the purchase button with a twitch of his finger. As he ruefully stared at the single bundle, its quantity suddenly changed to three thousand.

Shen Jingyan: Whoa! Has my lucky koi fish nature finally kicked in?

Then his vision went black, and he transmigrated into the game with three thousand bundles.

From then on, Shen Jingyan began his leisurely daily routine of opening blind boxes and escaping from danger in the Apocalypse.

While being chased by a giant mutant lion and falling off a cliff thousands of feet high, he opened a bundle...

[Congratulations! You got: 1 hang glider, 1 protective shield, 1 clean drinking water]

He grabbed the hang glider to escape the cliff and drank some water to quench his thirst and calm his nerves.

When the city was overrun by mutant wolves and everyone was being chased, he opened a bundle...

[Congratulations! You got: 1 toxic gas bomb, 1 indestructible suit of armor, 1 pair of speed boots]

The wolves were all knocked out by the gas, and he quickly left the scene in his speed boots.

When a human toddler toddled over to him, he opened a bundle...

[Congratulations! You got: 1 fresh steak, 1 fresh steak, 1 set of 100 math exercises]

Like a magician, he conjured up two steaks and happily ate with the child. He even taught the child math, nurturing a future seedling.

Shen Jingyan: Wait, aren't we trying to escape? Why are there steaks and math problems?

As the days passed and he encountered more and more mutant species, Shen Jingyan realized he seemed to have developed a special connection with them...

The people around him also thought he was changing, growing stronger and more decisive. He even seemed to have acquired a strange, demonic aura...

When the final wave of monsters threatened humanity with extinction, Shen Jingyan opened every bundle at once and appeared out of nowhere with a mountain of supplies. He swept away the zombies, bombarded fortresses, kicked the BOSS, and led everyone to defeat their enemies, leaving behind a towering figure they could only look up to.

The crowd chattered in amazement:

"Is that Shen Jingyan?"

"Holy crap! That's incredible!"

"Is he even human?"

"No, he definitely isn't..."

Just as he used up all his bundles and became a legend of the Apocalypse, ready to leave the game, the System appeared with another notification.

[Congratulations! Buy one, get two free! You have received 6,000 opening-sale blind box bundles. Make good use of them!]

Shen Jingyan OAO: This game makes no sense!

#A protagonist who escapes at his leisure, and a pile of even more leisurely, bizarre prizes#

Reader's Guide

1. No romance. The protagonist has incredible luck early on, and later becomes overwhelmingly strong and a powerful leader.

2. Humanity is divided into natives and outsiders. Species have mutated in all sorts of ways, and zombies are the weakest kind.

3. A heads-up: Delicious food will appear from time to time.

All Ancient Divine Beasts Are My Secret Identities

Ye Mucen downloaded a divine beast game app. Players could choose to become a divine beast, form teams of five, and develop a new ancient continent together.

Ye Mucen: Team up? What's that?

So he opened five accounts, playing all five team members himself and logging in on all of them at once.

Just as all five accounts reached max level and their territories were fully developed, he was about to fight for new land when he transmigrated.

He entered the game with his phone and five accounts, becoming a max-level divine beast.

Looking at the barren new territory before him and the divine beast teams battling in total chaos, Ye Mucen leaned to one side and picked his teeth.

Go ahead and fight. Once you're done, it'll be my turn!

Many years later, a legend spread across the flourishing lands of the East.

In ancient times, five divine beasts drove the invaders from the land. Each brought their own abilities and a strange wooden stick with magical powers, teaching people to leave behind an age of ignorance and enter a prosperous, advanced civilization.

[Azure Dragon, Vermilion Bird, Black Tortoise, White Tiger, and a Pixiu with a magic wand are all me]

Reader's Guide

1. No romance, and his secret identities are never exposed.

2. Each identity has its own golden finger.

3. There's nothing a phone can't solve. If there is, just add a magic wand.

Theme: Pursue your dreams and never give up.