[Western Crossover] Where in the World Is the Amazing Jason?

[I checked with the editor: joining the paid tier won’t affect cultivation. Just keep checking in by posting a 30-character comment in the comments section every day as usual.] [Updates daily after joining the paid tier, posted in the evening.] Jason died, then came back to life. One day, he climbed out of a wastewater tank, only to learn that the enemy who killed him was still alive, and his dad had adopted a new son. He completely lost it. So he studied hard and kept improving, all so he could get revenge as soon as possible, feed his enemy a bullet, then kick his dad’s new son, his replacement, right out the window. He lay in wait for several months, and finally, his chance came. Jason pounced out And turned into a cat, landing on his replacement’s well-defined chest. Jason: … Some famous replacement whose identity shall remain undisclosed: ? Jason accidentally made a wish to a god. The god said, “Sure! I’ll grant your wish, but you’ll have to grant other people’s wishes, too.” And so: Stray cat: I want to give my lunch to the little spider! Cat Jason, staring at half a fish head: … Mermaid: I want to sing a song for the captain with the broad chest! Mermaid Jason, who knows mermaids’ songs are enchanting: … Crime Alley ghost: I hope my son can take a proper family photo! Ghost Jason, who’s also in the family photo: …I’m not sure I can fit in the frame. Pairing: the Little Red Bird A chaotic, lighthearted romantic comedy, featuring Cat Jason, Mermaid Jason, Vampire Jason, Tentacle Jason, and more. Coming soon: [Western Crossover] I’ll Retire After This Job Chris was an adult white man. That should probably be in the past tense. Now, he’s a transparent slime. Memories: none. Name: made up. Gender: a guess. While searching for his memories of the past, the slime finally found something that might be connected to it: A curvy secret agent with the codename “No. 37”! Slime: *watches from the shadows.jpg* Curvy secret agent: ? To recover his memories, he’ll start by posing as a pretty young college girl and infiltrating a murderous girls’ school! Slime: I’ll retire after this job! Curvy secret agent, flatly: I doubt that. Cute upcoming story, suggested pairing: [Crossover] The NPCs You Romance Are All Me Author: Bald Handsome Guy Theme: Put aside prejudice and trade hearts