"Did Batman eat the master's social skills or something??" After rewatching Under the Red Hood, A Jiu voiced a question from the depths of her soul.
[If you're going to complain about someone else's social skills, then you can do better yourself.]
"Fine! If you think you can, let me transmigrate!"
A certain young woman who preferred to remain anonymous declared: You shouldn't provoke fate. What if you really transmigrate?
Wayne Manor in the superhero world welcomed a little black-haired, blue-eyed kid. The kid was a delight to listen to, showering everyone with compliments and making no secret of how much he loved them. He was so straightforward that he didn't seem like a Bat-kid at all. The only thing was, he seemed a little off in the head, constantly translating everyone's words into something bizarre.
One day, in the Red Hood's safe house:
Batman [grief-stricken and furious]: You're just another criminal.
Kid: It tears my heart apart to stand against you. I only want you by my side.
Red Hood: I stopped being part of the Bat-family a long time ago.
Kid: I'm jealous! I'm not beside you in the family portrait. You don't love me anymore!
Everyone: The translation seems right, but somehow it still feels off.
(A purely comedic story full of snark, with absolutely no logic.)
Theme: Warm the hearts of wounded heroes