[Crossover] Beagle Victims Alliance

Beagles: big ears, twin tails, and a talent for stealing hearts.

They're adorable and alluring villains, forest songbirds (good at cursing and ridiculously loud), chefs and foodies, and boxers. They have disability certificates (selective deafness), demolition-worker licenses (they're great at wrecking houses, as the name suggests), and tea-art certificates.

They're skilled at tea art and stealing hearts, and very good at finding themselves a suitable meal ticket.

They're confident, cheerful, shameless, and they sneak food and wreck the house.

Countless men and women bring out photos with their beagles: "Look, they used to be so cute and beautiful, but after a while you realize they're so noisy and such a pain..." They tell passersby all about how awful the beagles are, how they were bullied until they beat their chests, cried for their mothers, and fell apart. They say that meeting a beagle was the darkest moment of their lives.

But before long, they say again: "We've made up."

Let's affectionately call these victims "the Forbearing Ones." Here, we call on all the Forbearing Ones around the world to unite and form the Beagle Victims' Alliance. Forbearing Ones, stand up!

This story is sponsored by the Beagle Victims' Alliance [not really], and aims to dissuade the Forbearing Ones from falling for beagles' beautiful trap.

Theme: The sun always comes out after the storm