The copy of "I picked up a cat that only makes (jealousy) wishes (ejaculation)" in advance is below
Lin Yu entered a post-apocalyptic novel and became the cannon fodder female supporting character in it. So she used the week before the apocalypse to stock up on a sparsely populated tropical island.
Solar power generation, two villas full of supplies, fishing detectors, small farms and farming. Plus a whole wardrobe of beautiful clothes and princess dresses.
Lin Yu: From now on, there will be no more 996. Isn't it delicious to have beautiful days of eating, drinking and drinking alone?
It turns out: it smells really good! But this kind of field work is a bit tiring...
Until one day, she met a man who was fighting zombies, and Lin Yu suddenly remembered: There were still a few acres of land to plow on the small farm.
So wearing a diamond crown, she raised her X-bow and smiled: "This is a place where the jungle is strong, and I am the queen here."
The 188cm tall tough man's eyes lit up, he puffed out his chest and smiled deeply: "I will be your servant if you provide room and board."
Later, while Lin Yu was squeezing the labor force, he was worried that the male servants would defect.
As everyone knows, Xiu Feiyang, who also came in through the book, had already made a plan: Even if you let me run, I won't run!
[The tsundere heroine who wanted to be beautiful alone, but was forced to battle wits with the muscular servant every day]
[The loyal dog male protagonist who appears to be well-behaved but is actually full of scheming, secretly poking and showing off his hormones every day]
————————————
Small theater:
Step by step plan
Question: How many steps does it take to chase the queen?
Answer: Become a servant first, then enter the house, and strive to stay under the same roof...
[Splashing and rolling plan]
Xiu·Eight-pack·Feiyang, who was tied up and lying on the floor, said: "I won't leave! Just beat me to death!"
Lin Yu:... Ah! The eyes are so spicy!
Delay plan
Lin Yu said with a suspicious face: "I only promised you to sleep in my room, but I didn't promise you to sleep in my bed, right?"
Xiu Xiu felt at ease and slid onto the bed Feiyang: "Well, I'll lie down for a while and then go to the floor when I go to sleep."
An hour later, Lin Yu was hugged by Xiu Feiyang across the quilt: "Don't you want to sleep on the floor?"
"I'm not going to sleep now. I'll go down when I sleep."
Of course, if the queen is put to sleep, he won't have to go down.
[Use the plan to your advantage]
After returning to the real world, looking at the 188cm tall handsome boss in front of him, Lin Yu posted a message online asking for help that night:
Ask, what should I do if the valet who once squeezed me so hard has now become my immediate boss? Waiting online, it's quite urgent...
An enthusiastic netizen replied: Don't panic, can you just go be his servant and repay him?
…
——————————
Pre-receipt of the copy of "I picked up a cat that only makes (jealous) wishes (semen)":
Ever since Han Xiao picked up a stray cat and came back, his life has undergone magical changes:
The rental house that used to leak frequently suddenly stopped leaking;
Clients who used to make things difficult for her suddenly formed a group to buy a house from her;
She used to dream of owning a house of her own, but now someone suddenly delivered the key to her door and told her that she had won a lottery!
Then he got a promotion and a salary increase, and his balance skyrocketed...
Han Xiao always thought that he had picked up a wishing cat, but who knew that his painting style would become more and more wrong...
The pajamas that a certain cat brings to its owner always use the least amount of materials.
A certain cat always shows off its teeth and claws towards the opposite sex around its owner.
A certain cat always brings red wine to his master before he goes to bed. As long as he drinks, a seductive and criminal "perfect man" will appear in Han Xiao's dream...
*
Han Leng, who died in a fight between wealthy families in his previous life, was reborn and had the ability to switch between humans and cats at will.
Leng Leng: Suddenly I feel sympathy for those who have harmed me in my previous life!
Leng Leng originally thought that revenge and abuse of scum were the meaning of his rebirth, until... He was picked up as a stray cat by a smiling girl. Not only did he hold him in his arms every day, eat, sleep and bathe him, but he also pampered him to heaven from then on...
Later, Han Xiao, who felt that he still had one last little wish that had not been fulfilled, said: "Xiao Meow, you are so magical, can you... Help me find a boyfriend?"
Leng Miao: This... I have been close to you for so long anyway, so I just... Confess it...
So when he woke up that night, there was a grown man next to Han Xiao. Han Xiao was stunned for a moment:
Ah... How come he looks exactly like the "perfect man" in her dream? !
[996 Selling house and livestock, but cheating all the way after picking up a cat, all kinds of dreams come true] A girl who loves to laugh
[The cat CEO who was reborn as a cat to seek revenge and abuse, but after meeting a stupid owner, he went further and further down the road of jealousy]
————————————
Pre-release part two "My Simulation Robot Boyfriend":
Yu Xiaoyu has a secret, she has a simulation robot at home:
Height 188cm, appearance 98cm, eight-pack abs, thin waist, long legs, plus two waist hollows. It can satisfy all your imagination of a perfect (xing) beautiful (gan) man.
This simulated robot was the only thing left to Yu Xiaoyu after her father passed away, and Yu Xiaoyu took good care of her as expected:
He knows how to cook, clean, accompany, and listen. Even when he goes out and blends in with the crowd, people can't tell the truth from the false. For this reason, he often protects Yu Xiaoyu from his love.
Even later, the system automatically upgraded, and the robot even self-awakened the "bedtime story" function...
Looking at the eight-pack who once again lay down obediently and picked up the storybook with a tender look on his face, Yu Xiaoyu made a decisive decision:
Anyway, you are so imitating, who needs those scumbag men out there to be your boyfriend? From now on you are my boyfriend! …
However, the happy life of playing house with her robot boyfriend came to an abrupt end when Xiaoyu's belly became obviously bigger.
Yu Xiaoyu looked shocked: 007, you have actually simulated it and can create little lives with humans?...
*
Ling Qi has a secret. He authorized the appearance of a robot secretly developed by the group's laboratory a few years ago, allowing the robot to simulate his appearance.
Only later, the robot mysteriously disappeared.
Until one day, when he went on a business trip to a group subsidiary, he unexpectedly saw a face exactly like his on the street!
Ling Qi couldn't help but become curious and followed him all the way home. By some strange combination of circumstances, he was mistaken for the robot by a silly girl...
So Ling·Pretend Robot·Qi, who was blushing and forced to listen to girls' little secrets all night:
It turns out that you girls today have such brilliant minds?
Later, Ling was addicted to pretending to be a robot. Qi: Well, this is good...
[She looks cute and goofy, but is actually very imaginative. She once had a simulated robot, but later the robot was secretly stolen without being discovered]
[Looks cold and serious, but in fact he is very quick to get close to black and white. He once felt that a certain little fish was unbearable, but later he wished that a certain little fish would be more roundabout.]
Concept: There is always someone who will warm you all the time