The serialization of "Fuck Girl Enters Danmei", please save it, the copy is at the back.
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Copy of this article: Eighteenth Line screenwriter Li Chenxi traveled through time with her house, and discovered that her house could actually allow ancient people to travel to modern times! Are you still struggling to change the script? Just make a fortune by selling time travel!
"Don't miss it if you're passing by. We'll take you to a new era to take a look. One hundred taels of silver per hour, one thousand taels for one day of travel, and 10,000 taels for travel and vacation. It's even more discounted if you organize a group..."
As soon as the news came out, Jin State exploded.
Those big guys who had traveled to the Jin Kingdom from all over the modern world came to line up...
But the business was so booming that she had a headache. She just couldn't cope with the endless queue.
Fortunately, a savior came from heaven, and Li Mufeng, an iceberg-faced assistant with both civil and military skills and good looks, appeared at the right time. From then on, Li Chenxi started a life of earning money while counting money, leisurely traveling with people, and eating, drinking and having fun at the same time:
▲A former Michelin star chef and current princess: Take my husband to try our delicacies and let him open his eyes!
[The masculine and silly prince x the enterprising princess]
▲A former agent and now Mrs. Shadow Palace: Take this man who thinks he is the best in the world to see our advanced weapons and let him go crazy again!
[Milk Dog Palace Master x Really Cool Lady]
▲A former Middle Eastern prince and current court painter: I just want to go back and see how my seven-star hotel is doing now.
Domineering, lacking love, beautiful, strong and miserable x loving but unable to get the white moonlight
▲A certain soft and cute little dumpling: Can you help me travel through the past to find my grandma?
Li Chenxi: Who is your mother-in-law?
The assistant's voice sounded coldly from behind: surname is Li, name is Chenxi.
Li Chenxi looked like a ghost:!
[It can be cold, it can be hot, it can be sinister. The affectionate prince x the prince who repeatedly prostitutes himself after drinking. The amnesiac princess]
Supplement: It is actually a heart-warming and healing emotional story for the unit.
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Copywriting of "Fuck Girl Penetrating Danbi":
[This is a romance novel, and it never involves the issue of bending or straightening. The male protagonist is straight at the beginning, which is all the fault of pirated texts]
Chu Xiaoxiao, a veteran fujoshi who has consumed all over the world of Danmei CP, slipped into one of her favorite Danmei novels: "The Overbearing Palace Master and the Handsome Prince".
The reason why it is her favorite is actually very simple.
Simply because it is full of all kinds of good-looking eight-pack abs and various CPs, and of course there are two peerless male protagonists who are highly capable and doting on each other, and have a disgusting relationship that kills people without repaying their lives.
Chu Xiaoxiao walked in and couldn't help but sigh: This is simply a paradise for rotten girls! Appreciate your abs and enjoy all kinds of CP, it smells so good!
So even though she dressed up as a vicious maid who poisoned the prince, Chu Xiaoxiao was determined not to be a poisonous woman or a moon elder.
Not only did she protect the prince from poison and heal the palace lord with her knowledge of the plot, but she also delivered news, matchmaking, and romance between the two of them with a smile throughout the whole process, never missing a chance to grab some sweets.
But who would have known that the more this CP indulges in painting style, the more he goes astray...
Later, when the prince and the palace master each grabbed one arm and faced the ultimate problem of "choose me or him", Chu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but shed tears: Could it be that I read a pirated fanfic... TT
Prince and Palace Master: Thank you for the invitation, but we are taking the romance route from the beginning. And, you have to play with fire responsibly.
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[Little sun in the world, dedicated to protecting the male god, flirting without knowing it] Female protagonist
[The little girl flirts with me every day, but she has no objection to me at all. What should I do? Waiting online, it's very urgent] Male protagonist
Intent: Only by thinking from someone else's perspective and having the courage to accept new things can we create a better life.
Reader comments
My mood is ups and downs after coming back from Weibo
The author thinks this beginning is so exciting! ! ! ! !
My mood is ups and downs after coming back from Weibo
The author thinks this beginning is so exciting! ! ! ! !
Jinjiang breaks, goodbye Xiaoxiang! ???