Recommending my new works, "Can You Become a Tycoon by Catering Banquets?" and "With a Script in Hand, I Play a Fortune Teller in Europe."
They're at the bottom of the blurb. If you're interested, please add them to your favorites!
Blurb:
Zhang Xiaobei, tired of city life, returns to his hometown to inherit his grandfather's little grocery store. To his surprise, he gets stuck with a domineering app that forcibly installs itself on his computer. On a whim, Zhang Xiaobei uploads a few products, never expecting to attract a batch of strange customers.
Customer A: There's someone selling snacks from ancient times here! Braised beef instant noodles! I've only ever seen those in museums.
Zhang Xiaobei: Ancient snacks??? Buddy, these are all freshly made. They're definitely not from ancient times.
Customer B: Heaven hasn't abandoned me after all. I can still eat luosifen in the apocalypse! Damn! Wait, I think I've discovered a new use for luosifen. After eating it, even zombies won't come near me.
Zhang Xiaobei: Bro, you must be so hooked on gaming that you can't tell reality from fiction anymore.
Customer C: Young master, the spicy strips you sell are delicious, though the name is a little strange. Young master, could I have a few dozen more packs?
Zhang Xiaobei: Hey, sis, are you buying wholesale from me?
There are countless odd customers, but they all have one thing in common: they're poor.
People who can't even afford instant noodles claim they have diamonds and want to trade them for noodles. What a joke. If you can afford diamonds, how can you not afford instant noodles? Are diamonds really so worthless now? Hah.
Then... Zhang Xiaobei looks at the pigeon-egg-sized diamond in front of him.
Zhang Xiaobei: ...Big brother, my store has several other flavors of instant noodles. Take your pick. What else would you like?
A luosifen lover obsessed with apocalypse games wants to pay with crystals.
Zhang Xiaobei: ??? I want to see what kind of crystals these are.
Then... ever since he absorbed the crystals, his back stopped aching, his legs stopped hurting, and he could carry his boyfriend up eight flights of stairs in one go.
A young woman who loves spicy strips insists on giving him a plaque in exchange for snacks.
Then... the plaque is suspected to be the work of the great calligrapher Suo Jing.
Only later does Zhang Xiaobei learn that he's running a grocery store that connects different times and spaces.
Blurb for "Can You Become a Tycoon by Catering Banquets?":
Gu Dao transmigrates. One second, he's the youngest contestant to win the gold medal at the cooking competition three years in a row; the next, he's become a hooligan in Liu Village.
This hooligan has dabbled in every vice, squandered the family fortune, angered his father to death, and somehow dragged home a sickly young husband.
The young husband is handsome and refined, and calls him "husband" in a soft, frail voice. What can Gu Dao do but spoil him?
So Gu Dao puts his old skills to work and starts catering banquets in the village.
At first, the villagers turn up their noses, and some even sneer behind his back, saying he's getting above himself.
But after tasting Gu Dao's crispy-on-the-outside, tender-on-the-inside drunken ribs, melt-in-your-mouth Dongpo pork, and clear, savory pigeon soup, everyone falls silent...
What heavenly delicacies! What a feast!
The villagers love his food, the county students do well on their exams after eating it, and even the county magistrate wolfs it down.
Gu Dao makes a name for himself overnight. He opens a restaurant in the county seat, starts a banquet hall, and even sets up a seasoning factory, expanding his business all the way to the capital.
Just as everything is going his way, his young husband changes!
He used to be out of breath after a few steps. Now he can lift a bully with one hand.
On their wedding night, he even flips Gu Dao onto his back and pins him beneath him.
"Husband, do you like these eight-pack abs?"
Gu Dao: ...
[A self-proclaimed seme uke x a cunning, dramatic seme who loves pretending to be frail]
Recommending my upcoming story, "With a Script in Hand, I Play a Fortune Teller in Europe."
Sheng Xia dies suddenly and transmigrates into a young woman whose parents tricked her into taking on hundreds of thousands in usurious debt for her parasitic younger brother, forcing her to go abroad and work illegally. Inexperienced and naive, she is sold to an illegal factory by a broker as soon as she arrives.
The good news: the factory has already been shut down by the time Sheng Xia arrives, and the crooked boss is dead.
The bad news: the police suspect her of being the murderer!
Their reason: Sheng Xia was the only person who went in and out of the crime scene around the time the boss died.
She was also an abused illegal worker with a powerful motive to kill.
Just as Sheng Xia is about to break down in tears, she discovers she's bound to a Life Script Collection System. She can look at anyone's life script whenever she wants.
Through the System, Sheng Xia quickly identifies the real killer and clears her name.
She also helps the boss's wife uncover the truth about her daughter's death and find her true love.
After that, Sheng Xia uses the System to make a living in Britain by passing herself off as a fortune teller (not really) and predicting good and bad luck.
They say that in London there is a mysterious witch from the East.
With just one glance, she can see through your past and future, your previous life and your present one.
She can help you find true love, or lay a curse as accurate and malicious as one of the Erinyes. She can send you to heaven or push you into hell. She's a regular trending topic, a darling of the media and magazines, and a welcome guest in royal courts around the world. She...
Sheng Xia (raising a hand): That's enough!
Divining the future and warding off misfortune. No accuracy, no charge.
Call: 020 xxxxxxxx
Theme: Seek truth from facts and work hard with both feet on the ground to build a better future!
The character of the protagonist is really infuriated by others. He knows clearly what this person is, so he can just find someone to warn him and he can feel at ease as if nothing has happened. The principle of not allowing others to snore on the side of the bed is the most suitable for Zhang Tian. Why is this thorn still left? It lasted for three months while providing fertilizer, and it must have been at least four months now. For four months, I have been teased and threatened, and the pain has been forgotten before the scar has healed. Waiting for others to hit you with a stick again, you will remember the horror of others. Like a doormat, you will agree to even more extreme conditions from others. There is obviously a golden finger, but now you are living like this. Even if you just buy a reconnaissance robot in the interstellar plane, it will be better than what you are doing now. You think you are fine and risk your life that others are not greedy. It is really stupid. Did four months just allow him to come up with the countermeasures that [wouldn't exist if it didn't happen]? Can there be some potential?
There are obviously so many metaphysical methods, but you have to use normal people's methods. I really don't understand, what is the use of this space-time trading house?
Why not exchange some props that are more powerful than the small gourd to teach Zhang Tian a lesson? You must not have the intention to harm others, but you must have the intention to guard against others, especially since Zhang Tian has done a lot of things╰(‵□′)╯
Ended? Ah this…
It's so clever, it's so forceful. The first part of this article was okay, but the last twenty or so chapters disgusted me. If you're new to the novel, don't read it. It's a refreshing novel where the main character is slapped in the face and you can't see the feeling of satisfaction. It's a depressing one. I don't recommend jumping into it. Just make blind assumptions. It's definitely unfinished. It looks like it's going to be unfinished.
Damn, isn't there any extra?
This is the first novel that I have finished. Other novels have either been discontinued or discontinued! Thank you so much (∩△∩)
There are no other scenes? Does the protagonist have to be forced to lose his wits?
I'm getting more and more annoyed. Can the villain have less of a role? I just want to watch light-hearted farming stories.
I didn't expect this ending