After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became a Lazy Fish

[Blurb]

Sheng Yan, a thirty-year-old woman who had never been in a relationship, transmigrated into a book!

She became the only girl among the third generation of the Duke of Cheng's family, with six peerless handsome older brothers.

Having one handsome brother to look at every day from Monday to Saturday was a treat. The only thing missing was a "Sunday."

Qi Jing, the eldest legitimate son of the Great Qi, who had killed the emperor and his own father, showed up uninvited: [Wanna meet up?]

Sheng Yan had thought that being doted on by everyone in ancient times would mean a carefree life, with everything she could want.

The reality was that her door was nearly kicked off its hinges by her handsome brothers every day.

Eldest brother: Want to go hang out on the battlefield?

Second brother: Want to admire poetry and paint a picture together?

Third brother: Want to have a sword match?

Fourth brother: Want to drink at the brothel?

Fifth brother: Want to skip school together?

Sixth brother: Want to run away together?

Qi Jing: I'll do all of the above.

Sheng Yan discovered that the world had two great dilemmas.

Modern version: If your mother and your wife both fall into the water, which one do you save?

Ancient version: How do you divide six pears among seven men?

The Male Lead's Version

On a dark and windy night,

Qi Jing held a gleaming dagger and cornered Sheng Yan. He tapped her face with its cold blade. "Seventh Miss Sheng, you've seen me murder and set fires, shelter fugitives, and abuse my power for personal gain. You know all my secrets, too. Tell me, what should I do with you?"

The trembling, cowardly Sheng Yan dropped to her knees. "Waaah! As long as you don't kill me, I'll do anything you want!"

Qi Jing twirled the dagger in his hand. "Anything, huh? Then come to my manor and be my princess consort."

The Female Lead's Version

Sheng Yan, now engaged to Prince An, patiently advised Miss Song, who was in love with Qi Jing.

"Miss Song, I really don't think you should like my prince."

Outside the door, Qi Jing listened in. His heart leaped.

"He doesn't floss when he eats, doesn't wash his feet before bed, and never washes his hair."

Outside the door, Qi Jing listened in. His heart was still.

"Most importantly, he's a ruthless killer. He loves to murder people in the middle of the night, then suck out their brains and break their bones to make fans..."

Qi Jing, unmoved until now, could take no more. He burst through the door and said coldly, "Oh? Is that so? Then I must find out whether my beloved consort's brains taste sweet or salty."

A smiling schemer of a young prince + A life-loving coward

Also known as How I Became a Master of Keeping Everyone Happy in Ancient Times and How Does a Good-for-Nothing Who Transmigrated as a Peerless Genius Make It to the Final Episode?

Male lead: Qi Jing. Female lead: Sheng Yan. 1v1.

An unserious historical romance, set in a fictional world. Please don't overthink the details.

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Spring Terrace Reflected in Snow

A scheming, fake-ladylike, solitary orphan X A kind-hearted gentleman, a one-armed general

Ji Shuyan married Qin Yin.

Everyone thought Ji Shuyan had made a sacrifice, including Qin Yin himself.

But Ji Shuyan knew in her heart that she was the one who had married above her station.

The Female Lead's Version:

Ji Chongshan, Inspector of Liangzhou, was assassinated. His widow, Qin Sixian, returned to the capital with her stepdaughter and two children, seeking refuge with her family, the Duke Protector's household.

Ji Shuyan was that stepdaughter.

Knowing her position was precarious, Ji Shuyan was gentle and cautious in the duke's household, careful with her words and actions. She never competed with anyone or drew attention to herself.

When Ji Shuyan was nearing adulthood, three terrible suitors came her way.

One was another woman's betrothed, one was a flirt who had affairs everywhere, and one was a widower nearly fifty years old.

Ji Shuyan wanted none of them.

If she had to marry, then she would choose the best man herself.

The Male Lead's Version:

After a disastrous defeat in the Battle of Beichuan, Qin Yin, once the pride of the heavens, fell into the mire.

He lost an arm, his parents and family, and then shut himself away in the western courtyard.

Everyone said he was a demon reborn, possessed by an evil spirit, and that was why the court had lost the war and his parents had died.

Whether people cursed him or feared him, Qin Yin paid no heed. He did not care and was not concerned.

He thought he would quietly live out his life as a demon, but one day a young girl in a purple dress suddenly barged in.

From that moment on: "The moon is bright, the breeze is clear, and snow reflects the spring terrace."

[I was a wandering ghost in this world, yet for her, I would enter the mortal realm.]

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Huo Yuan married Shen Wanrong to climb the social ladder, hoping to use the influence of her older sister, Consort Fu, to restore his family to prominence.

Shen Wanrong married Huo Yuan to escape trouble and avoid becoming a casualty in the court's struggle over the succession.

In a marriage born of mutual gain, and a contest between an innocent fool and a cunning hunter, who would emerge the winner?

Huo Yuan thought he would only need to treat Shen Wanrong like a daisy, tending to and protecting her with care. He never expected that the daisy would eventually take root in his heart.

Shen Wanrong thought Huo Yuan kept his distance because he respected and protected her. Only after her intelligence returned did she understand that although he did respect and protect her, he simply did not love her.

Also known as I Became the Emperor's Brother-in-Law, I Rose to the Top, So Why Did I Lose My Wife?, and I Fell in Love with My Foolish Wife

* The female lead is genuinely foolish at first, with the innocence of a very young child. She's not brain-damaged, and she'll get better later.

* The male lead is calculating and scheming, and is not good-hearted in the conventional sense.

* Overall, this is a fairly standard sweet historical romance.

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