Silly, beautiful, and naturally flirtatious rabbit x cold-faced, fearsome wife-doting fanatic
The chief of the Spirit Rabbit clan told the newly adult rabbits that to have children, they must find a handsome, tall, dark-skinned mate. That way, their babies would be sleek and shiny.
Bai Tu looked at his own snowy-white fur and turned up his nose at dark skin. He was going to find a handsome father for his little one.
One day, a black-furred bear demon tried to make Bai Tu his meal after his advances were rejected. Just then, a valiant man carrying a sword fell from the sky and slew the bear with a single stroke.
The little ball of fur curled up in fear and secretly lifted a rabbit ear to size up the tall, blood-soaked god of slaughter before him. His armor could not hide his air of kingly authority.
This pretty boy will do. He's the one!
So Bai Tu transformed into a graceful young man and put up a sign on a street where the man often appeared: Seeking a father for my child, generous payment offered~
Let's see if you can resist taking the bait now!
But, being inexperienced in the ways of the world, he was tricked and sold to a male brothel!?
Hey, you over there, the dashing young gentleman who's the most handsome man in the universe! Hurry and buy me! I can warm your bed, have your babies, and I have beautiful fur that you can make into a fur coat~
But the cold-faced gentleman's heart was like iron. He remained unmoved.
The rabbit gazed at himself in the mirror: red lips, pearly teeth, a shapely bottom and a slender waist. He was born to be a perfect bottom. How could anyone resist his charms? Maybe he should try adding some spice?
The little liar tried every trick in the book to seduce him. Once he got a baby, he would run away, never mind that the man he'd charmed was searching for him like a madman.
Wait, why hadn't the chief told him that rabbits could have phantom pregnancies? Was his dream of having a baby over?
Could it be that, for the sake of a baby, he would have to seduce the child's future father one more time?
The sky is falling, everyone! If he gets close to that cold man again, will he skin the rabbit and turn him into a fur coat?
Maybe he should find a new man instead?
Looking this way and that, the former father's twin brother seems pretty good. He looks eight or nine tenths like him, so maybe...
Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way.