A goofy blurb (there is no serious version)
Theodore Nott had a pretty miserable previous life. He was a disposable side character who handed the grown-up Chosen One's gang a flawless Time-Turner, got beaten up, and then... that was it. He died.
Theodore, now sporting Troye Sivan's devastatingly handsome face, had no idea his looks had improved by more than a whole level. Full of gloom, he sat in a chair at Platform Nine and Three-Quarters, a place Harry Potter, the Chosen One, had once been lucky enough to visit. The chair looked very familiar to some red-skinned, unidentified creature. Without changing his expression, Theodore turned his head for the Nth time, trying to find the slightest difference on the blank train timetable beside him. And then...
Then he was kicked out. That's right. Kicked out.
Whoever kicked him (or was it a ghost?) showed no mercy to a pretty face. Their foot nearly landed square in Theodore's face. Somehow, poor Theodore lost his chance to end it all and kill himself. Unable to board the legendary train bound for death, he was forcibly reborn as a child. With a death wish as strong as Mr. Dazai's next door, Theodore had a few things to say that Ajiang wouldn't let him say.
After being brought back to life, Theodore realized the first world he'd returned to was all wrong. That's right. Completely wrong.
This damn world definitely isn't the one I was in before I was reborn!!! What is that chuunibyou Weasley with "golden-red hair" who claims to be the president of the student council? And what is that person who keeps saying, "Get down on your knees before this young lady!"? Sorry, ladies, I'm not interested in you. Restoring my family is way more fun.
Then, after traveling through countless fanfiction worlds, Theodore returned.
That's right. He returned to the main world he started in.
Theme: Save the world (by getting him home).
Come on, ah ah ah ah, I still want to watch qwq