Sword Venerable

"Help! I'm invincible before the story is even halfway over. What do I do?" "Here's what happens next: I die and get written into a rebirth plot." A junior sister joined the Sword Sect. The junior sister had the same constitution as the Sword Venerable. The Sword Venerable reached Nascent Soul in three years, Separation and Reunion in ten, and Great Ascension in a hundred. Everyone had the same expectations for the junior sister. While everyone else meditated and cultivated, the junior sister slept; while everyone else tempered their sword bones, the junior sister went fishing; while everyone else fought over resources, the junior sister watched the show. The junior sister's catchphrases were "Relax, I believe in you," "Don't panic, stay calm, you can do it"... and "Eldest Senior Brother." No one had ever seen the junior sister's sword. She even claimed she was nurturing it. Qi Mianyu was the junior sister's eldest senior brother, and the Sword Venerable's bonded sword. The Sword Venerable was peerlessly brilliant. He accompanied her as they vanquished demons and evil, risking their lives together. In the end, the Sword Venerable severed their bonded contract and left him behind to ascend alone. Qi Mianyu became a malevolent sword. After being sealed for a thousand years, he took human form. He was going to destroy the cultivation world. Step one of destroying the world: become the eldest senior brother at her sect. Step two: teach her enemies who disrespected her a lesson. Step three: get saddled with the task of looking after the junior sister. The junior sister never applied herself and always tried to drag him into having fun with her; the junior sister was always following after him with a smile; the junior sister was the greatest obstacle on his path to destroying the world. Qi Mianyu thought: This junior sister is nothing like her. Then the sky crumbled and demons invaded. The fun-loving junior sister charged at the front, her sword energy blazing like a rainbow, driving back the demons. Qi Mianyu sensed a familiar sword intent. #Sword cultivators only love swords. Their partners are all swords.# #Thanks for asking. My bonded sword and I got together.# #Touch my partner and I'll come after you.# Upcoming story: "Imprison Him" Blurb: She wanted to become the head of the immortal sects, lead the Xie family, and drag that high-and-mighty moon down from its altar to keep him imprisoned at her side. Xie Yunzhi had a beloved she could never speak of, someone she was not allowed to love. He was the legitimate young master of the Xie family, a disciple of the head of the immortal sects, a peerless talent, elegant as an orchid and graceful as a jade tree. And she... She was a shameful secret of the Xie family, with impure blood and poor bones, a half-demon who would never be accepted in polite society. Xie Guhan was her inner demon. They were worlds apart. To get closer to the man she loved, Xie Yunzhi became a servant of the immortal sect, cultivating day and night, seeking spiritual medicine in a deadly forbidden region, tempering her bones, and enduring the pain of having her bloodline stripped away. After the attempt to strip her bloodline failed, Xie Yunzhi lay deep in the forbidden region, her blood flowing and staining the land red. Either become a prodigy of the human race, or fall forever into the path of demons. So she let her inner demon grow unchecked, allowing demonic bones to occupy her spiritual meridians. The day Xie Yunzhi emerged from the forbidden region, blood still clung to her. She met Xie Guhan. "I feel like I've seen you somewhere. Are you a member of the Xie family too?" Xie Yunzhi gazed at the beloved in his immaculate white robes and slowly smiled. She answered softly, "My name is Xie Yunzhi." She thought: How wonderful. A new story has only just begun. Upcoming story: "The Stand-In Me Got Together with the Real White Moonlight" As a daughter of an influential family, Xie Zhiyi was beautiful, with a flawless appearance and a gentle nature. The day the Xie family fell, the Sword Venerable personally brought her to the Sword Palace and treated her as his Daoist partner. Everyone said the Sword Venerable was devoted to his fiancee, a man without equal in this world. What a blessing it must be to be the Sword Venerable's fiancee. Xie Zhiyi: "Thanks for asking. I thought so at first too, but then I realized I'd poured my sincere feelings into a dog. Bah!" "Wait, I have another question." "The sword tournament is coming up. As a stand-in, after I get together with the real one's white moonlight, how should I make a dazzling entrance with my partner and make that awful couple furious?!" Theme: Even in adversity, take your fate into your own hands.