The Lazy Fish Is Forced to Turn Over

Next up: "The Max-Level White Moonlight Only Wants to Lie Flat"

He Xian spent his whole life diligently punishing evil, promoting good, and vanquishing demons. He was so poor that he died without ever getting to taste the stinky tofu in Chang'an.

Reborn one day, He Xian glanced at the two hundred million in breakup money, contract termination fees, nutrition fees, compensation for lost youth...

He Xian: This immortal doesn't want to work hard anymore. This immortal just wants to lie flat. Thanks for asking.

Fan girls discovered that the washed-up idol from the eighteenth tier, who'd been desperately maintaining his image and promoting himself, had stopped causing trouble!

While other idols ate diet meals, He Xian reserved a whole table of meat dishes.

While other idols worked out at the gym, He Xian stuffed himself at a roast duck restaurant.

While other idols dutifully worked on set, He Xian wandered around the food festival, eating his way through it.

Later, He Xian became famous for eating!

#WhatDidXianXianEatToday

Synopsis screenshotted on 2021.02.19

Please add my next book to your collection: "The Max-Level White Moonlight Only Wants to Lie Flat"

As a high-scoring player in the White Moonlight Quick Transmigration System, Wen Jiu retired one day and became a handsome, wealthy, pampered, and carefree prince.

He thought he could lie flat for the rest of his life. But then...

A spring outing in Jiangnan:

The richest man in Jiangnan waved his fan and lavishly spent a fortune. "The day is lovely, the scenery is fine, yet what a pity. A Jiu, do you like the lotus pond I bought for you?"

A trip to admire the scenery in the northwest:

The iron-blooded general drew his sword and cut off the head of the ferocious beast charging at him. "Xiao Jiu, I'll offer you my kingdom as a bride-price. Marry me!"

A visit to the northeast to see the snow:

The cold-blooded assassin held a blade to Wen Jiu's neck. "The snow is so heavy, Jiu'er. Why not come into my arms to warm up?"

At last, he managed to slip away to the Central Plains, only to find that the martial arts alliance leader and the cult leader facing off beneath the moon looked oddly familiar. Weren't they his targets from three missions ago?

Wen Jiu galloped back to the capital overnight.

System, you set me up! I don't want these rotten romances! I'm the white moonlight, not an ex!

Theme: Take life as it comes, and good fortune will follow!