My Wife Has Seven Personalities, and They’re All Adorable

When Shen Suian was at university, she fell in love at first sight with the campus belle, Zheng Wanning. As she pursued her, Shen Suian discovered that the campus belle, mysterious beyond measure according to the rumors, really was every bit as mysterious as people said. One moment she would sweetly offer you some fruit. The next, she would crush it against your face. Her mood could change in an instant, and her behavior and reasoning seemed to shift every minute. Ordinary people could hardly make sense of her. Later, Shen Suian learned that Zheng Wanning was like this because she had dissociative identity disorder. Personality one: Wealthy heiress Personality two: Celebrity kept woman Personality three: Country girl who came to the city to work as a maid Personality four: Scheming high schooler Personality five: Straight bartender Personality six: Silly, pampered wife Personality seven: Adorable puppy Seven personalities? Shen Suian said that was no problem. At worst, she’d pursue Zheng Wanning seven times, dating one alter at a time until she had won them all over. After graduating from university, she set up separate activity zones for Zheng Wanning’s alters, dividing them by district. She opened seven companies and bought seven homes across the seven zones, living seven different lives. Even Valentine’s Day meant preparing seven gifts, and she had to stay on guard in case Zheng Wanning crossed between zones and caught herself cheating on herself. For seven whole years, Shen Suian’s WeChat username was [Good Thing I’m Rich]. Otherwise, she couldn’t have supported her wife with all those personalities. [Business tycoon × woman with multiple personalities] [Things to know before reading] 1. From the start, Shen Suian has already won over five of Zheng Wanning’s alters. 2. Shen Suian enjoys her five-days-on, two-days-off lifestyle, so for now she doesn’t plan to define her relationships with the other two personalities. It’s not because she’s a player. Even a workhorse from a production team couldn’t handle seven nights of partying every week. 3. Early on, Shen Suian “works” five days and rests two. Later, she “goes on top” six days and rests one. Theme: Don’t be afraid of failure. Let’s start over and keep working hard!