The Villain Refuses to Do Business [Book Transmigration]

Ji Zhizhou transmigrated into a book. He spent five years in a daze before realizing he had become the great villain. Once he came to his senses, he was determined to follow the mass line: come from the people and go among the people. He worked diligently, did good deeds, and took care not to make a single wrong move, lest he be doomed forever. Unfortunately, he ran into a little ingrate. His reborn enemy came after him, relentlessly pursuing him with a murderous look. Ji Zhizhou hid behind the protagonist, whose cultivation was the highest, and felt completely secure. He was as happy as a farmer at harvest time, reaping the rewards of years spent clinging to the protagonist's coattails. He was just short of putting his hands on his hips and laughing at the sky. Faced with his enemy's baseless accusations, Ji Zhizhou declared righteously, shouting, "How could I have done those things? Do I look like that kind of person to you?" The protagonist was sparing with his words. "Hard to say." Ji Zhizhou was lost for words, then shed crocodile tears. "...Little Junior Brother, was your senior brother good to you in the past?" Yu Danyue thought carefully for a moment and said, "No." * The Eldest Senior Brother is lazy, greedy, afraid of death, and always attracting admirers. He is no good as a partner. You watch him build his high tower, then watch it collapse. First, inexplicable enemies chase him down; then all the romantic entanglements he left behind pursue him across the cultivation world. Yu Danyue is ordered by their master to escort the Eldest Senior Brother and clean up his messes along the way. And there he is, still shamelessly flirting with everyone in sight. Yu Danyue decides to teach him a little lesson. He pretends to be a suitor and invites the Eldest Senior Brother to "stay over," so he'll learn his lesson. Who knew the man would enjoy himself so much that he never wanted to leave his idle life? "This manor is warm in winter and cool in summer, and there's even someone to warm my bed! I want to come back for another five hundred years!" Yu Danyue's Dao heart cracks. *Also known as: "Clinging to the Wrong Patron, Marrying the Right Man" A lazy, beautiful Eldest Senior Brother who loves the easy life, bottom x a heaven-blessed, ridiculously powerful Little Junior Brother, top Reader's Guide: 1. The bottom is a genuine heartthrob and a fake villain. 2. The protagonist, a beautiful but tragic Little Junior Brother, is the top. He pretends to be a heartthrob but is actually a jealous little vinegar pot. 3. Both are virgins. The top is a Pixiu. Theme: Make the best of wherever you find yourself