The Gods Return to Their Places
Liu Mengke is a minor earth god who was demoted, a low-ranking civil servant in the Celestial Court. Sun Wukong even bullied him back in the day: "Old Earth God! Get out here for me!"
He scraped by from the Han dynasty all the way to 202X, but he couldn't keep going. After Granny Wang passed away of old age, no one in the little village offered him incense anymore.
Then, one day, he suddenly came back to life.
It turned out someone had filmed him and posted it online: #A Hanfu-clad hunk spotted in the middle of nowhere!#
Tens of thousands of shares, and an influx of faith.
That works too?
To keep his iron rice bowl as a civil servant, he decides to become an idol!
Yuan Miao is an idol on a godlike level. After his career was cut short by an injury, he returns to the survival-show stage following two years away. He expects to be paired up for a publicity ship, but his partner turns out to be not only useless at singing and dancing, but also a fossil who seems to have been buried underground for two thousand years.
A cool, haughty, youthful, perfect cat-like top X a happy-go-lucky, useless, laid-back beauty bottom. The bottom is actually an immortal with quite a past (.
Theme: An iron rice bowl is hard to keep.