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Blurb:
After An Feng died, she learned that the world was a novel about a real and fake heiress, and she was merely the apocalyptic witch mentioned in the backstory.
When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into the book as the real heiress.
According to the plot, the real heiress was prophesied to become the holy maiden who would save the world. The Demon Lord feared her, so he poisoned her when she was young, leaving her an idiot, and she eventually went missing. After finally being reunited with her parents, the fake heiress grew jealous and wanted to steal her title as holy maiden, so she framed her at every turn and nearly killed her.
Now that she's been given another life, all An Feng wants is to laze around. She flops down like a starfish and declares: Come steal my world-saving role, and thank your whole family for me.
She waits and waits, and finally, the fake heiress arrives.
An Feng: "Little sister, I'm afraid I won't pass the sect's entrance exams, or even get in..."
Fake Heiress: "Don't worry, Sis! I'll train with you!"
An Feng doesn't give up: "But my aptitude is so poor, I'm afraid..."
Fake Heiress: "Don't worry, Sis! If all else fails, I'll bribe the examiners for you!"
An Feng grits her teeth: "Do you know that Father will announce who the holy maiden is after the sect selection?"
Fake Heiress: "Don't worry, Sis! Anyone who tries to take your place is dead!"
As An Feng watches in despair, the fake heiress slowly walks away, muttering to herself: "Why did her favorability go down again? This doesn't make sense."
An Feng: Little sister, you're the one who makes no sense!
An Feng successfully becomes the holy maiden.
At a grand conference to eradicate demons, the sect leaders discuss plans to deal with the Demon Lord. They get so worked up that they even fight, pulling out several of one another's beard hairs.
Then they turn around and find An Feng with her cheeks bulging as she eats, a chicken leg in her hand.
"The Demon Lord has emerged, and we need spirit stones more than ever. The holy maiden has eaten eight thousand of the alliance's spirit stones in a year. Isn't it time she saved the world?"
An Feng quietly sets down her chicken leg and sighs. "If that's how it is, I understand."
Time to find somewhere else to freeload food and drink.
An Feng bids everyone farewell and heads alone for the Demon Realm. The sects send her off in tears.
From then on, An Feng is never heard from again.
Not long afterward, the Demon Realm suddenly seals its borders and promises never to invade the human world again.
In gratitude for An Feng's great deeds, the people erect a golden statue of her at the border between the human and demon realms.
On the day the statue is completed, all the sect leaders receive a letter:
"Dear Sect Leaders, I have found a long-term free meal ticket. Don't worry about me."
1. Female lead-focused plot, a little silly.
2. The real and fake heiresses don't fight each other.
Preview: The Junior Sister Is Acting Strange
Wen Ye knows he's one of the male leads in a series of stories about winning over villains.
As a villain, he's cold and has a twisted personality. But after meeting his junior sister, who has transmigrated into the book, he gradually becomes gentle and kind.
Wen Ye diligently plays his role. On the night before his junior sister completes her mission and leaves, he kills everyone who deserves to die.
Under the moonlight, he finds his junior sister trembling in the woods.
He bends toward her, his body reeking of blood. The gesture looks like a lover's embrace, but only he knows what he whispers into her ear: "Tell me, why would someone with a twisted personality change himself just to beg for love?"
The mission fails, and his junior sister vanishes before his eyes.
Before long, the System sends him a new junior sister.
On the first day, Wen Ye tumbles down a hillside. His junior sister doesn't come.
On the second day, Wen Ye sleeps beside a demonic beast's mouth. His junior sister doesn't come.
On the tenth day, Wen Ye breaks his own hand. His junior sister still doesn't come.
The senior brother comes to find him with a food box, beaming as he says, "Little Junior Brother, did you know the junior sister beat everyone at the sect tournament today and took first place? Feng Wuya is still waiting outside the mountain gate, hoping to become her cultivation partner."
Wen Ye's crow-feather lashes tremble, and he slowly curls his lips into a smile. "Is that so?"
Later, as Wen Ye makes his way to find his junior sister, he broods over how to elegantly kill the person who's stolen her attention.
He looks up and sees his junior sister's pale fingers resting on her sword. Her cherry-pink lips curve into a smile, and even the moonlight seems drunk on the dimples in her cheeks.
She rubs her soft cheek against the sword and murmurs, "My darling, cuddle me."
Wen Ye: ...
Ji Feiran transmigrates into a book. Her mission is to win over all kinds of villains with twisted personalities.
Her predecessor was an outstanding employee of the transmigration bureau, winning employee-of-the-year awards year after year. Apparently, she failed in this little world and lost three years' worth of performance bonuses.
As soon as Ji Feiran arrives, she tosses away the transmigration bureau's communicator.
She's not leaving, and she's definitely not doing the mission.
She thinks: Isn't ascending to immortality and living forever much better?
Men will only slow her sword down.
Preview: The Immortal Venerable 101 Livestream System
Su Sisi transmigrates into a book as the junior sister of the Yunling Sect.
The Yunling Sect is so poor that even stray dogs go around it, and thieves feel guilty enough to make a donation when they see it. They don't even have weapons, so the sect is easily wiped out by the overpowered male protagonist.
Su Sisi sits beneath a leaky eave, her chin resting in her hands and her gaze vacant.
Her handsome senior brother and elegant second senior brother are bickering over whose pants should get patched first.
Her third senior brother, with his perfect V-shaped physique, stands in the rain, hoeing the spirit fields.
Their ethereal master lies sprawled on a bamboo chair, eyes red at the corners as he whines, "Other masters all have fluffy spirit beasts."
Suddenly, a glowing screen appears before her. It reads:
Still worrying about not having spirit stones? Still sad you can't afford a spirit pet?
Quickly activate the [Immortal Venerable 101 Livestream System] to help rebuild your sect and climb to the peak of the immortal path!
Your first top-up costs just five Immortal Venerables, and will immediately open livestream slots across the entire Fengyu Continent. Top up to 101 Immortal Venerables to automatically activate the [101 Selection]. Don't miss out!
Su Sisi narrows her eyes, taps the screen, and activates it.
Later, they become wildly popular.
(I'll post more once it gets featured!)
Theme: Change your fate and create a wonderful new world
Medical online course, hahahaha, great system
The heroine swears poison and has no psychological burden. This father is really a scumbag.
Why, it's so well written
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
It looks so good~~ Come on!
That's not how it's used to be the first to bear the brunt.
Why is it a bit sunny and windy?