Meng Po Goes Viral After a Livestream Disaster [Gourmet]

[New novel: Guest, Are You Looking for a Healthy Lifestyle? [Gourmet]. Please add it to your wish list~ This author focuses on food, and my profile is open for anyone who wants to take a look~] Synopsis Meng Po, the top chef of the Underworld, gets suspended because her Meng Po Soup is so delicious that the little ghosts in the Underworld are late for reincarnation. She loses all her magic and cooking skills, and gets saddled with a baffling Imperial Banquet System. System: Dear Host, complete the 24 dishes on the menu and you’ll regain your magic and cooking skills. You may even get the chance to return to the Underworld. While you’re making quest dishes within the time limit, you’ll receive a quest bonus, so they won’t turn out too badly. Meng Po, readily: I’m in! Until she sees what’s on the menu: One-Pot Stew, Braised Sea Cucumber, Shrimp with Longjing Tea, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall... Meng Po: System, come out here. We need to talk??? System: Money can solve anything. To earn money for ingredients, Meng Po becomes a food streamer and spectacularly messes up every dish. She makes Four-Happiness Meatballs, but the meatballs shrink more and more as they cook until she ends up with a pot of minced-meat soup. She makes Wensi Tofu, but her knife skills are so bad that she eats all the ingredients as scraps. She makes roast suckling pig, but her arms get tired while she’s roasting it, and the pig falls into the charcoal and catches fire. And then she goes viral. Countless haters turn into fans as they keep hating on her. Everyone starts flooding the livestream with comments: “Meng Po Soup, a treasure of this world. Haters and fans, together forever.” Give our dear Miss Meng Po the respect she deserves! Upcoming Novel Guest, Are You Looking for a Healthy Lifestyle? [Gourmet] Ye Zitan, the beloved little junior sister of her immortal sect, is heading down the mountain to train. Before she leaves, her master gives her a supreme manual for protection. Moved to tears, she spends ten yuan at the roadside to choose an auspicious day. After bathing, changing clothes, washing her hands, and burning incense, she reverently opens it: Red Ginseng Chicken Soup. One chicken, half a red ginseng, one slice of ginger, cooking wine. Simmer into soup and eat to greatly replenish vital energy... Ye Zitan: I took off all my clothes, and this is what you show me??? She angrily hurls the manual to the ground. The dust shakes off its cover, and the two words “healthy lifestyle” beside the title make her burst into tears. But... mushroom and pork rib soup, yam and pigeon soup, tremella and longan eight-treasure porridge, fruit tea, milk tea, honey tea... Why does all of it look so delicious?! Not long after While the immortals of the Divine Realm are meditating in seclusion, she turns up at the entrance to their palace to stew bone broth: “Hey, want some soup?” Half an hour later, the young immortals carry her and the pot of rib soup out of the mountain, then give her a sack of walnuts to help her brain. While the aunties and uncles of the human world are dancing in the plaza, she ties a waistful of sour plum drink around herself and joins them: “Sis, want some soup?” Half an hour later, the city inspectors catch her red-handed, confiscate her sour plum drink, and nearly fine her into bankruptcy. While demons and monsters in the Demon City are training desperately, she draws on the lessons of her first two failures and condenses her medicinal cuisine into pills: “Friends, want some medicine?” Half an hour later, she escapes only after being chased for three blocks, and all the pills she was carrying are gone. Later, the entire Ye Immortal Sect ascends. Every member has unfathomable inner power, but they keep heading to Ye Zitan’s soup shop. The Three Realms watch longingly, then shamelessly come knocking one after another: “Young friend, sharing the joy is better than keeping it to yourself, isn’t it?” P.S. Dear cutie, if you like it, why not add it to your favorites? Reader’s Guide: 1. It’s written with the intention of making you laugh: serious nonsense with a touch of silliness. Please don’t overanalyze it. 2. This is a livestream novel, so it’s full of viewer comments. If that’s not your thing, steer clear. 3. The author hasn’t cooked every dish, but will consult references and watch videos to get the details right. 4. Please don’t compare this novel to other food novels, and don’t bring it up in the comments of other food novels. 5. Read rationally, comment politely, eat and drink as you please, and spend in moderation. Kisses! 6. The complete novel costs only a few yuan. Thank you, dear cuties, for supporting the official version. Mwah! Theme: Please add Guest, Are You Looking for a Healthy Lifestyle? [Gourmet] to your wish list~