Unconventional Tennis

[Blurb]

Every child has an egg in their heart.

The egg in their heart

cannot be seen with the naked eye.

It is the ideal version of themselves.

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Fujioka Takuya, a twelve-year-old boy with a string of extraordinary experiences.

He only watched a fortune-telling show, and then he imitated a hen and laid an egg.

He only joined a tennis club, and then he learned non-Newtonian dance.

He only saved a little white snake, and then he got a whole shrine for free.

He only went out to play a few more times, and then he witnessed the arrival of the Grim Reaper.

He only had an older sister, and then he got a brother-in-law with money powers.

He only saved a suicidal young man, and then he awakened a supernatural ability.

So after seeing the shonen manga Kuroko's Basketball,

Fujioka Takuya looked at the basketball by his feet.

Takuya: I can do this!

The tennis club members: No, you can't.

Fujioka often felt he was the Chosen One.

Yet when faced with reality,

Fujioka always felt the golden finger reality gave him was nothing special.

Legend has it that the children chosen by the light

must first suffer in spirit, toil in body, go hungry, and endure hardship,

experiencing eighty-one trials and tribulations

before they can become the world's savior and light the torch of inheritance.

Today, the torch of the world's savior has passed from one generation to the next, finally landing in Tokyo, Japan,

in the hands of Saito Miyuki, the famous beauty and useless weakling of Teitan High School, a model of someone too frail to lift a hand or carry a load.

Saito Miyuki: I'm so tired, the man who saves the world!

The world: Just perish already.

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In the scientific world, where someone is always saving the world,

Saito, renowned as a "friend to women," becomes a fellow hospital patient with Accelerator, who "smiles like a child."

In Academy City, where everyone has a Misaka Mikoto, he doesn't. Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality?

The city higher-ups: A bunch of clowns.

Saito Miyuki: Not as damaging as Accelerator.

In the Demon Slayer world, where demons are always chasing him,

Tanjiro has sent you a team invitation: Decline.

Zenitsu has sent you a team invitation: Decline.

Inosuke has sent you a team invitation: Decline.

The red team (looking murderous): Try refusing one more time!

Saito, pitiful, helpless, and humble: Uncle Lei Feng taught me to do good deeds without leaving my name.

In the Hunter world, where people are always after his life.

In the Bungo world, where he is always getting dragged into trouble.

In the Slime world, where he is always helping the nation develop.

In the otome world, where boys are always confessing to him (?).

Saito: This is not okay! [Arm outstretched]

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Like Tang Monk's flesh, Saito attracts protagonists and keeps hopping between high-risk worlds.

Then one day, Saito realized with a chill that

there had been eight cases in just three days!

The chuunibyou next door with an antenna sticking out of his head can destroy the world!

The blue robotic cat's pocket contains a luxury apartment!

The alien who keeps exposing his butt is always off exploring outer space!

Saito Miyuki: Isn't this way scarier than the high-risk worlds?

Moral: Life is a bag of candy. You never know whether the next piece will taste like orange or wasabi.