Death Loop Game

This book is temporarily on hiatus. The click count is pitifully low, QAQ. Let me think some more about how to write this subject. While it's on hiatus, I'll update another book instead.

Welcome to the Death Loop Game. Please confirm your codename. Codename: I'm a Little Poor Thing. Confirmation successful. Please choose your starting item. Starting item: an indestructible brick. Item equipped. You are about to enter the game instance. Please prepare yourself. Enjoy the game.

Wei Hanwu was a newcomer to the Death Loop Game. There was no dramatic accident like a lightning strike, electrocution, car crash, or fire to open the door to transmigration. He was just walking along, and when he looked up, he was in a different world. As a healthy young man, both physically and mentally, he decided he couldn't stay in this dark, enclosed space for too long, lest it harm his well-being. So he cheerfully completed the login process with the beginner's guide System, then made off with the System.

System: ????

Wei Jiangqiu was a big shot in the Death Loop Game: 365 days in the game, 365 clears, and zero deaths. A ridiculously lucky player who could win without lifting a finger, until he met a certain dark-skinned African chieftain. He discovered that not only could he not bring the other guy from unlucky to lucky, but he had somehow gone from lucky to unlucky himself.

Wei Jiangqiu: ????

Little scene:

After one game, Wei Jiangqiu: ??? Just how unlucky is this guy? Even my good luck can't carry him.

After two games, Wei Jiangqiu: ...I request to end our teammate relationship.

System: Certainly, dear player. Your teammate relationship has been ended and a married couple relationship has been established. This relationship cannot be ended.

Wei Jiangqiu: ???

After three games, death count: 368.

Wei Jiangqiu: ...Wei Black Hand, get over here! I promise I won't beat you to death.

Wei Hanwu picked up his brick and smacked the new System, which had been chattering away nonstop, successfully shutting it down. Then he turned around. "What did you say just now?"

Wei Jiangqiu: ...I didn't say anything.

After N games, Wei Hanwu had died so many times that even the System couldn't watch anymore.

System: Dear player, please clear the game already. I'm begging you. You just have to walk over and open that door. Please, please.

Wei Hanwu: "Okay."

Then he turned around and jumped off the bridge behind him.

System: !!!

[System Announcement: Congratulations to player I'm a Little Poor Thing for triggering a hidden quest.]

Wei Jiangqiu: ...I'm completely used to this now.

Theme: Even when lost in darkness, keep facing the light.