This story is also known as The Straight Guy's Weight-Loss Method, An Anonymous Person's Autobiography: How I Lured Him into Bed, and My Roommate Is a Devil.
After twenty years of being single since birth, the chivalrous Zhu Mingye met an untimely end, ah, no, was reborn still single, and started over with his perfect life as a cultivation maniac who believed that “dating slows down my swordsmanship.”
At six, he awakened his Martial Soul and memories. At eight, he ran away from home in pursuit of freedom. At ten, he folded his wings and devoted himself to his studies...
Mm! Simply wonderful!
Young Master Zhu lived like a little white dragon riding the waves, carefree and wild, leaving only his back for others to gaze at in awe.
Driven by boundless curiosity, Zhu Mingye successfully found an effective way to deal with his roommate Ma Hongjun's uncontrollable evil fire.
And so the fatty lost weight, stopped visiting brothels, and made rapid progress in his cultivation. He even became less slick-tongued than usual. If you wanted to find him, he was either in Suotuo City or in his dorm-room bed.
Meanwhile, Zhu Mingye couldn't understand it no matter how hard he tried: now that he'd found a way to get stronger, how could anyone still be so unambitious as to just lie around and sleep?
Zhu Mingming alone was enough to wear Ma Honghong out, so Ma Honghong had to grab every chance he could to rest. Where was he going to find the energy to go out and fool around?
An anonymous person declares: If that little Ming weren't so gorgeous and perfectly built... and if I could beat him, I absolutely wouldn't have given in!
Zhu Xiaoming, whose life is an evolution into a beauty
vs.
Ma Xiaohong, a hopeless lecher
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PS: 1. Any OOC is on me; the original belongs to Tang Jia Sanshao. The characters' personalities will change because of the premise. This is my take on Douluo Dalu, with a mountain of headcanons.
2. You should be able to enjoy this even if you haven't read Douluo Dalu.
3. Update schedule: Now that school has started, updates will be every other day. If I can build up a backlog, I'll return to daily updates.
There might be bonus chapters if we get lots of favorites and such, though the author has no idea what nutrient solutions are for.
Theme: Keep your feet on the ground while gazing at the stars.
Teacher, do you dare to play a game with me and scare me with a sudden update of one hundred chapters 😭
My parents in the previous life were really kind to Mingya, but it was too painful.
Ah, I fell into another pit.
When I was watching this when I was a kid, I felt like... Why was there such a quarrel? It was so confusing.
Come on (???_??)?, Waiting for you
Good-looking, good-looking, but a little thinner
Xiao Ming: Love will blunt the sword Let's see if you smell really good in the future!
Teacher, are you still updating it? I really like the setting of this book. Just update??
I don't say anything? I just wait for updates silently?
No more... No more! Damn it, I fell into a trap again! It's really well written, I really want to read the follow-up ahhhh