Zhao Chengyun waited in the underworld for sixteen long years for someone, only to find that he'd waited in vain.
Reborn, he looked forward to meeting that person again, only to find that they had already returned to the underworld.
In his previous life, he was born into the imperial family and held a prestigious position. In the end, he still lost the throne that should have been his.
In this life, he starts out as a lowly border guard, yet the throne high above seems to be beckoning him...
Zhao Chengyun: Fate may play tricks on me, but I choose my own path. I won't let heaven decide my destiny.
Aloof beauty with N layers of disguises, a body-snatching transmigrator as the bottom, X a cheeky outside and loyal-dog inside, pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger as the top
Coming soon: Raising Spirit Pets in the Classic of Mountains and Seas
Blurb:
Lu Shiyi accidentally burned an ancient book and was dragged inside it by the book spirit.
Book Spirit: Because of that fire, all my rare and exotic beasts went from top-tier spirit beasts to baby animals. You have to raise them and help them regain their spiritual power.
Lu Shiyi: Sob! I can barely support myself. How am I supposed to look after babies?!
But when he sees the adorable little white fluffball rolling around by his feet: What, this is the Nine-Tailed Fox that beguiles rulers and brings kingdoms to ruin?
And that little worm, barely bigger than an earthworm, is actually Zhuyin, the mighty god whose body is a thousand li long?
And what is this multicolored egg supposed to be??? I'm not a hen. I can't hatch eggs, aaah!
Six months later,
Lu Shiyi: Raising the little ones is the best!
A year later,
Lu Shiyi: Sob, why does every single one of these little ones want to date their "Daddy"???
Tags: Sweet romance, modern alternate universe
Keywords: Main characters: Lu Shiyi, Su Ling | Supporting characters: the divine beasts
Theme: Too many secret identities, and even I don't know how many layers there are
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Good guy, I haven't finished watching Acacia yet. Why do I have to watch this?
Xu Er: What is your relationship with your husband? (Half a pancake) Chengyun: Master and apprentice! (Eat) Xu Er: Why do you want to come back to Beijing with me? (Half a pancake) Chengyun: I miss him! (Eat) Xu Er: (Volunteer to donate medicine) Chengyun: [rolls eyes] No need (out of reach) Xu Er: Take off your clothes! No ink stains! Chengyun: Take off... (Again, there are unspoken rules) Xu Er: Skin like gelatin, ice-cold muscles and jade bones, well-proportioned lines, and slippery hands... (Xu family cross stitch begins) Chengyun: Thank you! Xu Er: Don't move, it's not over yet (touch again...) Chengyun: There are contraindications for touching... (Imagination of visiting a brothel - blushing) Xu Er: Remember to return my new clothes. (Continuing to cross stitch... Imagining a visit to a brothel with Chengyun - blushing) Chengyun: Hey, are you going shopping too? Xu Er: Huh, you took me there! Chengyun: (cover his mouth, put out the fire...) Xu Er: Oh, you turned on the light so soon?
Chengyun: Brother, I'm awake, what sweet thing can you give me? Xu Er: (Confused) Are you in such a good mood today? Call me brother? I'm still a little uncomfortable with it. Chengyun: Seeing you receive fifty lashes, of course I feel better. Xu Er: Well, don't you feel bad? That's a lot of blood. Cheng Yun: It shows that General Huwei treats everyone equally and has strict military discipline. Xu Er: (Tsk~) He used lynching. Qin Sheng: What's wrong? Not convinced? If you don't accept it, I'll give you another fifty lashes. The leather whip will be dipped in chili pepper water, and the whip will hit the bones! Shen Ming: Good guy, General Qin's top ten tortures are much more powerful than my poison. Bloody enough. Han Jing: Those who poison us are all scheming. Our General Qin is upright and strict in his conduct. Shen Ming: Which of your eyes saw me doing something bad? Be careful about my love poison, which will make all the soldiers in the whole northern camp fall in love with you, pursue you, harass you, and **** you, hum! Han Jing: Isn't this guy in love with me? When I just said a word, it felt like I had stepped on his tail. Shen Ming: You are the one with the tail! Your whole family has tails! Han Jing: Who knows what kind of Gu insect you were transformed from? Stay away from you! Shen Ming:??????????????????... Han Jing: (nymphomaniac face) Ever since I saw you by the Acacia River, it's like the spring breeze blowing into my heart... Shen Ming: Hum! Sui Yi: Are you playing house here? There is no one to save me, oh oh...
Come on, madam! Here comes the fish (doge)
Can't we throw thunder if we don't get into V? (Crying) Why didn't Jinjiang sign the contract? (Crying) Jinjiang must have suffered a loss if he didn't take good care of Mrs. Bai Yu
Dai Sendarri: Ye Shu is a dark shadow, Mu Qing is a dark shadow, and I am also a dark shadow, but I only have one head left and am not happy. Woohoo... Bayar: You are stupid and you are still reasonable? How did you die? You're Mercedes, stupid! Chengyun: Damn it, you girl can talk to me for ten dollars? Admire, admire! Daisendari: Can't I leave some last words? Bayar: Stop talking nonsense, you can get out, I'm going to set a fire. Chengyun: My mother told me that you should wait a while before throwing away the torch. There are still details that haven't been explained. Bayar: What? I have already started the ignition, but don't you know if the gasoline is too high now? Number 98 is already eighty-four cents, so don't waste it, okay? Xu Er: Are you short-sighted? Use such pure gasoline to light a torch? Don't you know how to use No. 0 Diesel? Only six dollars and fifty-nine cents. You are no smarter than Daisen. Bayar: No matter, I'm going to throw it, throw it, throw it! Ye Shu: Throw your mother's head away and bring it to us for barbecue. Oh, the fruit wood you used is just right for roasting duck. You are not stupid enough. Liu Jiangshu: The sword is seriously injured and there is severe blood loss. It is not suitable to be greasy, and it is not suitable to take heavy supplements... Ye Shu: Isn't it said that duck is a warm food? Wouldn't it be better to warm up? Liu Jiangshu: Ducks are warm in nature, but it's hard to tell if you eat them with their feathers on. Ye Shu: Well, that's true. Sui Yi: Let me handle it. I've filmed duck before. Xu Er: What? Have you ever lied to Ya'er? Is it a popular name? How's your body shape? How's your temperament? Chengyun: (squinting)… Sui Yi: Get out. When I was studying for my Ph. D. At the Imperial College, I worked as a summer job in Quanjude. You have such a dirty mind. You are so well-connected, have you ever cheated me? Xu Er: There are so many people in the military camp from all over the world, why haven't you heard of it? I haven't seen it before, so why don't you make any assumptions? Chengyun: (rolls eyes)... Song Ze: Ah, the wound hurts so much! Ah, it smells so delicious! Um, I'll wait until it's cooked before I wake up! Han Jing: No one is working, so what are you watching here? Hey, Bayar is here too. Catch him quickly. Bayar: Damn it, I was just busy talking and forgot to run away. Being funny is really delaying things! Qiu Yu: Chase quickly, don't let him get away... Shen Ming: Don't be afraid, look at the power of my witchcraft - pricking little people... Chengyun: (sweat), Brother Shen, do you have any high-level spells? It's so embarrassing. Shen Ming: Yes, snake voodoo, bamboo strips voodoo, stone voodoo, loach voodoo, golden silkworm voodoo, middle harm voodoo... Chengyun: Which one is effective immediately? He ran away. Shen Ming: Well, I'll ask Baidu and Zhihu later... Chengyun:… Xu Er: Qingqing, is he the rescuer sent by the monkey? Chengyun: Why are you so disgusting? Brain poisoning? Xu Er: No, I have been poisoned by you! Did you learn some witchcraft from him, which confused my heart... Chengyun: You are so disgusting. Shen Ming: Brother Mu, I think he seems to have been hit by a head drop. Xu Er: Just go and play with your phone, you will be there everywhere! There is no discernible value at all. Chengyun: This is reinforcements, please be polite. Be careful if he really lowers his head for you. Xu Er: I think it was you who lowered my head... Chengyun: I haven't seen you for a few days. Why do you seem to be a pervert?! Xu Er: (glaring) My mother wrote several chapters, and even though we were fighting, she didn't even let us meet. I miss you so much that I can't sleep, I can't wait to see you, and the flowers have withered while waiting! Chengyun: Bai Yu, isn't this guy too good for me? He has become stupid, I quit and live in the world - eventually! Bai Yu: Wait, wait, we will meet in the next chapter. Chengyun: So what happened to Xu Erbangzi in the small theater in this chapter? Bai Yu: Ask Nalan about this, she made it up! It's none of my business! Nalan: My mother won't let you two meet, but my aunt will. Bai Yu: Xu Er has become stupid. Does that count as a disability? Nalan: What's that? Look, Daisen only has one head left, and he can still talk! One-third of Daisen: (rolling around) Woo hoo, I don't want to hear it anymore, why am I not dead yet...
Dai Sendarri: Ye Shu is a dark shadow, Mu Qing is a dark shadow, and I am also a dark shadow, but I only have one head left and am not happy. Woohoo... Bayar: You are stupid and you are still reasonable? How did you die? You're Mercedes, stupid! Chengyun: Damn it, you girl can talk to me for ten dollars? Admire, admire! Daisendari: Can't I leave some last words? Bayar: Stop talking nonsense, you can get out, I'm going to set a fire. Chengyun: My mother told me that you should wait a while before throwing away the torch. There are still details that haven't been explained. Bayar: What? I have already started the ignition, but don't you know if the gasoline is too high now? 98? It's already eighty-four cents, don't waste it, okay? Xu Er: Are you short-sighted? Use such pure gasoline to light a torch? Don't you know how to use 0? Diesel? Only six dollars and fifty-nine cents. You are no smarter than Daisen. Bayar: No matter, I'm going to throw it, throw it, throw it! Ye Shu: Throw your mother's head away and bring it to us for barbecue. Oh, the fruit wood you used is just right for roasting duck. You are not stupid enough. Liu Jiangshu: The sword is seriously injured and there is severe blood loss. It is not suitable to be greasy, and it is not suitable to take heavy supplements... Ye Shu: Isn't it said that duck is a warm food? Wouldn't it be better to warm up? Liu Jiangshu: Ducks are warm in nature, but it's hard to tell if you eat them with their feathers on. Ye Shu: Well, that's true. Sui Yi: Let me handle it. I've filmed duck before. Xu Er: What? Have you ever lied to Ya'er? Is it a popular name? How's your body shape? How's your temperament? Chengyun: (squinting)… Sui Yi: Get out. When I was studying for my Ph. D. At the Imperial College, I worked as a summer job in Quanjude. You have such a dirty mind. You are so well-connected, have you ever cheated me? Xu Er: There are so many people in the military camp from all over the world, why haven't you heard of it? I haven't seen it before, so why don't you make any assumptions? Chengyun: (rolls eyes)... Song Ze: Ah, the wound hurts so much! Ah, it smells so delicious! Um, I'll wait until it's cooked before I wake up! Han Jing: No one is working, so what are you watching here? Hey, Bayar is here too. Catch him quickly. Bayar: Damn it, I was just busy talking and forgot to run away. Being funny is really delaying things! Qiu Yu: Chase quickly, don't let him get away... Shen Ming: Don't be afraid, look at the power of my witchcraft - pricking little people... Chengyun: (sweat), Brother Shen, do you have any high-level spells? It's so embarrassing. Shen Ming: Yes, snake voodoo, bamboo strips voodoo, stone voodoo, loach voodoo, golden silkworm voodoo, middle harm voodoo... Chengyun: Which one is effective immediately? He ran away. Shen Ming: Well, I'll ask Baidu and Zhihu later... Chengyun:… Xu Er: Qingqing, is he the rescuer sent by the monkey? Chengyun: Why are you so disgusting? Brain poisoning? Xu Er: No, I have been poisoned by you! Did you learn some witchcraft from him, which confused my heart... Chengyun: You are so disgusting. Shen Ming: Brother Mu, I think he seems to have been hit by a head drop. Xu Er: Just go and play with your phone, you will be there everywhere! There is no discernible value at all. Chengyun: This is reinforcements, please be polite. Be careful if he really lowers his head for you. Xu Er: I think it was you who lowered my head... Chengyun: I haven't seen you for a few days. Why do you seem to be a pervert?! Xu Er: (glaring) My mother wrote several chapters, and even though we were fighting, she didn't even let us meet. I miss you so much that I can't sleep, I can't wait to see you, and the flowers have withered while waiting! Chengyun: Bai Yu, isn't this guy too good for me? He has become stupid, I quit and live in the world - eventually! Bai Yu: Wait, wait, we will meet in the next chapter. Chengyun: So what happened to Xu Erbangzi in the small theater in this chapter? Bai Yu: Ask Nalan about this, she made it up! It's none of my business! Nalan: My mother won't let you two meet, but my aunt will. Bai Yu: Xu Er has become stupid. Does that count as a disability? Nalan: What's that? Look, Daisen only has one head left, and he can still talk! One-third of Daisen: (rolling around) Woo hoo, I don't want to hear it anymore, why am I not dead yet...
Crooked writing - "Bu Di Hou Fu Ju" ——Given Chapter 42 of "Send to the World" (Battle of Restoration) Let's look at September 8 this year. After my flowers bloom, hundreds of flowers will die. How dare you say I'm a summer dog? I'll beat you up and break your legs and brain. Bayar is like a rat possessed, timid and weak. Daisenda retreated forward in the sun formation, turning into a rotten winter melon in an instant when in danger. Look at my general Xu Zhiyi, how he arranges his troops and everyone praises him. Chengyun borrowed reinforcements and captured them with elite soldiers. Song Ze and Sui Yi were still trapped, while Han Jing and Shen Ming joined the family. Xiaoliu Ye recounts her feelings secretly, and they both fall into a dangerous situation and fight against quicksand. Xu Er Chengyun finally met, killing the enemy and splashing flowers. We ride hand in hand together on the battlefield, and come back to drink the pipa in the mandarin duck tent! Cannon fire reflected in the sky, and the city was filled with golden armor!
Sending ghosts to the world When will the world be renewed again? How long do I have to wait for the update? How long will it take for you to be sent to the living room again? I am smiling towards the sky from my horizontal knife, It's even more unethical to cheat. After being urged a hundred and eight thousand times, Who knows if it's not updated? Don't you feel bored if you are constantly being urged? The article is wonderful! Lai Geng is the most inhumane. The skin is still quite handsome! Please update the guest room quickly!