I, Yue Cheng Taotao, once thought that I was just an ordinary JK who looked a little too cute.
Until one day——
When a junior high school classmate who was a romantic-looking lover of pure love invited me to watch a movie together on the weekend.
"Yushi Ninzu wants to invite you to watch a movie, you choose-"
"A. Okay, let's watch Earthworm 2 together! B. I don't want it, pure love is the most annoying thing!"
Me:……
When a handsome guy from my class offered to take me home after a mission as a gentleman.
"Xia Youjie wants to send you home, you choose-"
"A. Then please Xiayou-kun, please send me to ** (Cowherd's Shop)! B. Thank you, but I want to experience the excitement of a beautiful girl walking alone at night!"
Me: This...
Even when my childhood sweetheart and classmate asked me to play video games...
"Gojo Satoru has evil intentions against you, you choose——"
"A. Okay, then let's go to the love hotel and make a phone call! B. I'm not such a cheap woman. Unless you put 100 million in my card, we'll get married!"
Me:? Wait a minute, why are the lines different for this guy!!!
——
Faced with a desperate situation, I chose B.
Mr. Zhuma: OK, the money has been deposited into several of your cards separately. You can sign the marriage certificate after confirming it.
I:?
Gojo Satoru, something is wrong with you!
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Tips:
1. The article was written impulsively, and the author's writing is not guaranteed due to academic problems (see column for details)
2. See the copywriting for cp. Before confirming the relationship, there are some high school students who are not too high-school-aged.
Motto: Love is a war. Become a king or be defeated.