No One Knows Science Better Than Me

0. One month after the start of the police academy, I bound a system called Aqi. Aqi said that the world has been invaded by a virus. If I still want to live a peaceful life, I need to correct my mistakes with his help. This is specifically reflected in finding differences in daily life and judging whether what I see is true or false. But Aqi also said that the risk exists, and if I make a misjudgement, I will have to accept random punishment. I accepted the challenge with confidence. 1. Under the cherry blossom tree, Hagiwara and Matsuda were fighting and entangled with the same girl whose face they couldn't see clearly. It was said that they fell in love with this classmate at the same time. Hagiwara: Even if it's Jinpei-chan, I won't give up xx-chan's heart to you! Matsuda: You don't have to let me go, I'll grab it myself! Me: Fake. A Hagi wouldn't say such a thing, A Ping didn't have this cell at all. Me: And our class is obviously all boys. Hagiwara and Matsuda regained consciousness after the error was corrected:... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! 2. In the dormitory, Fang Gu accidentally fell on Zhu Fu and threw him to the ground. When the two looked at each other, the atmosphere became more and more sticky, and it seemed that it was about to develop into a men's dormitory and a young tame dye. Avi Fukitani: Hiro, actually I... Zhufu: Zero, I have long... Me: Fake. Ah Ling's xp is a eldest sister, and Ah Jing said he likes his brother's type. Me: And what exactly did you say after the ellipsis? Let me hear it? *Squeeze in* After bug fixes, Fenggu and Zhufu have returned to normal: *Crash and jump three meters away from each other* 3. In the cafeteria, Matsuda was having a daily quarrel with Furiya, and Morofu was laughing and cheering on the opposite side. Hagiwara suddenly reached out and wiped the corners of Matsuda's mouth with a tissue, his movements very natural. Hagiwara: Jinpei-chan, your handsome face has been ruined. *Sigh* Matsuda: ... What are you doing! Me: Fake. You Tongran wouldn't be so close to each other, they're not lovers. Me: Ah Hang hasn't even wiped my mouth, right? Aqi:…… Azhi: It seems to be true this time. I:? *Looks at Hagi in disbelief* 4. When I was being punished, You Tongran handed me a bottle of water, but received an accusing look from me. Young Tamedan:? Me: You didn't even wipe my mouth! Baby tame dye: *looks at muscles* Young Tameran: Are you sure? Biscuit. Me: ... Forget it. 5. After finally surviving the police academy graduation with my friends, I thought that future mistakes would be difficult to correct because I was unfamiliar with strangers. But when I encountered mistakes such as the killer who was crossing the road and helping the old lady cross the road, the contemporaries who reunited after a long separation had a threesome with the long-haired man, the one-eyed guy in the sushi restaurant did a strip dance, etc., I was extremely relieved. Sometimes (deliberately) not being able to tell the difference is worth it. I must sell this sword! *Raises camera* ——————— 1. All members survive if, iron red 2. No CP in the first person 3. Daily funny articles Purpose: The world needs more chuunibyou!