[Jujutsu Kaisen] Reborn as Toji Zenin, I Still Want a Happy Ending

After being reincarnated, Toji Zenin forgot everything about Jujutsu Kaisen, including its plot. He only vaguely remembered having a past life and being reincarnated. He picked up a finger, and the person it belonged to was his CP. He took an assassination job, and all three targets turned out to be his friends. Toji Zenin was confused. And then things got even more ridiculous... The senior one year ahead of his son is a girl... no, wait, a boy...? Never mind the messed-up family hierarchy. Why does he tell Toji to get on his knees the moment they meet? [See the character list for the reincarnated characters. Only Toji and Toge have changed genders.] [Contains the main pairing Toji Zenin (not really) x Ryomen Sukuna (not really), and the secondary pairing Satoru Gojo (not really) x Riko Amanai (not really).] [Toji is the top, and the main top. Even if he seems weak early on, he's still the top.] [The early chapters contain a lot of invented details about the Zenin Clan, as well as all sorts of ambiguous feelings from Jinichi and Naoya toward Toji. Whether those feelings are familial or something else is up to your imagination.] [There is a scene where Naoya gets stabbed.] [Lots of child-rearing and childcare, including Megumi, Maki, and Mai.] [There will be trips into the original story.] [Since the characters aren't themselves to begin with, there will definitely be OOC and headcanons.] Theme: Crack pairing for the fun of it