Struggling to Survive in an ABO Romance Novel

As the title says, if you insist on searching for The Days I Worked for the Villainous Big Shot or The Autobiography of an Unlucky Soul Transmigrating into a Book, there's nothing I can do about it.

As the first person to accidentally flash everyone upon transmigrating into a book, I kept Lu Xun's teachings in mind. I bravely faced my miserable life and resolutely became the villainous big shot's...

pet.

Damn it.

Lu Xun refuses to take the blame.

This is probably the story of a poor soul who transmigrated into a book and struggled to survive in another world.

Later, after I made a dazzling transformation from experimental pet to royal princess, my former colleagues were stunned.

They all clamored to ask me the secret to my comeback.

I said it was simple.

All you need is a royal genetic test report showing a 99.99% match.

Oh, and it has to be handed to you personally by the Crown Prince.

They fell silent.

But soon enough, they were all clamoring to interview me about my happy life after my comeback.

I said, thanks for asking.

Every day, I'm surrounded by maids and knights. In the morning, I have clothes put on me; at noon, food is brought to my mouth; and at night, after bathing in milk, I lie on a gold-inlaid crystal bed and listen to Daddy Crown Prince tell me a story.

I don't know if they believed me.

Looking at their shocked faces, I almost believed it myself.

But in reality, after becoming a princess, I lived like a nun every day so I could save money.

Because I believe that one day, after saving and saving, I'll have enough money to pay the villainous big shot, who only works for love, to work for me!

Then one day, my dream went bankrupt without warning.

Because before I'd saved enough money, I accidentally slept with Yin.

Me: "Wait, I still have some last words..."

"You want me to work for you?"

Me: "How did you know! No, I mean, let me explain, " Seriously, which bigmouth went around blabbing about this and somehow managed to tell the person himself?!

"All right."

The man brushed back his silver hair, slowly buttoned his lab coat one button at a time, and smiled at me. "On the condition that you let me study the real you."

I was silent for two seconds. "...We can discuss the terms."

But are you really not wearing anything underneath?

Reading Guide:

1. The main story is told in first person.

2. This is a nontraditional ABO story with some original worldbuilding.

3. This story is the product of the author's wonderfully wild imagination. (It may occasionally get a little too wild...)

4. Every story is the fruit of the author's hard work. No personal attacks, please. If you don't like it, click X.

5. If this story happens to hit your sweet spot, then let's clasp paws like crazy!

Theme: Stay calm and composed, no matter what happens