Filming Blockbusters in a Wilderness Survival Contest

Question: What does it feel like to blink and transmigrate from an annual photography awards ceremony into the body of an internet-wide pariah of a celebrity two thousand years in the future? Former wildlife photographer, now survival-show contestant Jiang Ran: Thanks for asking. I'm in the rainforest, and I'm doing fine. These future humans are, uh, pretty useless. She builds a treehouse with her bare hands, plays with wolves and birds, carves bamboo into a flute, and casually rescues several so-called professional contestants on the run. Come on, is there really anyone who doesn't know that burning thyme leaves keeps bugs away? When the show aired, Jiang Ran shot to fame overnight, and her haters fell over themselves apologizing for what they'd said. Before: "Jiang Ran only acts in terrible movies. What does she know about Earth's culture?!" Now: "I was wrong! You're an ambassador of Earth's culture! Please don't ban me!" Later, she climbed an erupting volcano, swam underwater alongside a whale, played with polar bears on the ice fields, dodged red ants in the Amazon rainforest, and crossed an underground waterfall in Papua New Guinea... Interstellar viewers: "Dad! Please livestream more! You're our only hope of rebuilding human civilization!" "The definition of adventure is that once you set out on the journey, you never know what the outcome will be.", Keith P. ------- Upcoming Novel 1 ------- I Became My Own Biggest Fan Question: Do celebrities really know their fans? Xu Lianjiang: Sure. Just become your own biggest fan. What's the big deal about showering yourself with compliments? She can even tag her main account without missing a beat. Buy the products she endorses? No problem. It's a great way to make a good impression on her partners. And as for fanfiction and fan videos about herself? She can watch them without batting an eye, then leave a comment saying, "I'm sold." There's only one problem: Her fandom bestie keeps trying to meet up with her in person! After being turned down three times in a row... Bestie: Be honest. Are you a guy? Xu Lianjiang: ... Bestie: It's okay. I am too. Xu Lianjiang: !!! * In the eyes of outsiders, Lu Biehe is a proud, conceited genius screenwriter. But no one knows that he's also Xu Lianjiang's devoted fan. After years in the fandom, of course he's made a close friend. They share the same values and interests, and can talk about anything. They're practically soulmates. There's just one problem: His fandom bestie hates his real identity. After defending himself three times in a row... Bestie: You're not shipping the real-life couple Jianghe Rishang, are you? Lu Biehe: ... Bestie: Have you watched their fan-made ship videos? Lu Biehe: ??? * If a proud person needs to bow their head, if a brave person needs to step back, there's no doubt about it: it's all because of you. ------- Upcoming Novel 2 ------- Raising Little Ones in a Full-Dive Online Game The keyboard MMORPG Beast-Pet Jianghu launched a full-dive mode and took the world by storm overnight! Among countless players, star animal caretaker Ke Qiaoqiao had a particularly bizarre play style: While others solved puzzles and completed quests, Ke Qiaoqiao chased kittens all over town. While others farmed experience in the wilderness, Ke Qiaoqiao brought meat to a black panther cub. While others tackled dungeons, Ke Qiaoqiao carried a little yellow chick around to catch fish. PVP buddies: Qiaoqiao, you won't get anywhere playing like that! Ke Qiaoqiao: Games are supposed to be fun. Ten months later, Beast-Pet Jianghu held a server-wide tournament. Her bored friends were casually watching the livestream when they suddenly spotted Ke Qiaoqiao, with the familiar kitten, black panther, and little yellow chick beside her. System announcement: Player Ke Qiaoqiao has brought the pets Vermilion Summer Light Beast, Dragon-Pattern Crystal Panther, and Primordial Fire Phoenix. Friends: ??? Aren't those the only top-tier beast pets in the entire game? * The news spread around the world: the strongest pet in history, the Primordial Fire Phoenix, had made its debut. A famous playboy trust-fund kid: "Who has the Fire Phoenix? Name your price." The number-one guild leader on the military guild rankings: "You can't keep it safe. Hand it over to me, and I'll keep you safe while you level up. You'll rule the whole world of Jianghu." A cold-blooded assassin feared by all: "Want to know what it's like to be hunted?" Ke Qiaoqiao poked the little yellow chick that had burrowed into her pocket and refused to budge. "Hey, are you really that Primordial Fire Phoenix thing?" The chick, pretending to be dead, squawked angrily: "Cheep!" Premise: Protect Earth's culture and pass on human civilization